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Old 10-07-2010, 09:51 PM   #3181
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I got hit by this fat old lady in a minivan today.... twice. Yes, in my new car....

Grrrrrrrr
shove her big mac in her face.

Was she on a cell phone or texting?
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Old 10-08-2010, 12:37 AM   #3182
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shove her big mac in her face.

Was she on a cell phone or texting?
She was worried about a guy behind her.... I wanted to beat her with her temporary handicap tag.
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Old 10-08-2010, 07:59 AM   #3183
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Does she have insurance? As shitty as being hit is...it's worse when the scumbags don't have insurance.
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Old 10-08-2010, 08:48 AM   #3184
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Does she have insurance? As shitty as being hit is...it's worse when the scumbags don't have insurance.
No damage.
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Old 10-08-2010, 08:53 AM   #3185
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No damage.
Good, then just a boot to her fat face will suffice then.
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Old 10-08-2010, 09:13 AM   #3186
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Weird dream last night. Started out with something or another about professional baseball players then morphed into a video game style murder mystery with anthropomorphic cartoon characters (think who framed roger rabbit meets kindom hearts set on the atlantic city boardwalk and you're close) then it switched again to a more movie style layout where a serial killer had broken a child's leg and deciding that wasn't a fair hunt murdered and impersonated the surgeon so he could cast him new bones out of plaster. Then vic woke me up to kiss me goodbye before work and all I could hear was ziggy stardust stuck on repeat on the internal jukebox.

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Old 10-08-2010, 09:51 AM   #3187
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Damn dude. What did you eat before bed?
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Old 10-08-2010, 09:52 AM   #3188
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Damn dude. What did you eat before bed?
A bacon whopper lol
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Old 10-08-2010, 09:53 AM   #3189
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I'm learning that a red wine hangover after drinking a whole bottle by myself but forgetting to eat dinner is memorable. And quite hard on the stomach.
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Old 10-08-2010, 09:54 AM   #3190
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I'm pooping and wishing I had ate a corn poop candy bar that makes your poop rainbow colors.
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