01-13-2011, 11:48 PM | #3611 |
Chaotic Neutral
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in a three way beauty contest my hand wins every time
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01-14-2011, 02:03 AM | #3612 |
Hopster
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This may be revealing too much about myself, but for satisfaction purposes my hand wins out over a generous portion of the female population. But, ya know, a good woman makes a much better impression on the family and is better on my arm at parties.
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01-14-2011, 09:08 PM | #3613 |
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Going on my honeymoon next week.
When did you get married? I didn't. . |
01-16-2011, 07:02 PM | #3614 |
Viff6N Mutated Warrior
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01-16-2011, 07:22 PM | #3615 | |
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01-16-2011, 07:37 PM | #3616 |
Issukangitok
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No woman will ever give you a handjob as well as you can give yourself. But I love me some Anne Hathaway too.
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01-17-2011, 09:16 AM | #3617 |
South of Heaven
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fucking hilarious..
and i know a few women that give a really good hj..
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01-17-2011, 11:55 PM | #3618 |
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01-18-2011, 12:12 AM | #3619 |
Chaotic Neutral
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01-18-2011, 01:08 AM | #3620 |
Hopster
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*sees both of those and raises you a seizure*
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