Belly up to the Bar (aka The Post Whorin' Thread)

[tommymac]

Originally Posted by Amber Lamps

Buy a ferret and a pit bull, you already have pythons.... "Honey, I have no idea how all the animal cages were left open...." If that doesn't work, try a British Nanny...

too many people asking too many questions if I pull that one off

[Amber Lamps]

Originally Posted by tommymac

too many people asking too many questions if I pull that one off

Hey, you could always blame it on the one armed man....

[tommymac]

Originally Posted by Amber Lamps

Hey, you could always blame it on the one armed man....

how bout the 3 foot tall jew

[derf]

Oy vey

Well, I do steal babies

[tommymac]

Originally Posted by derf

Oy vey

Well, I do steal babies

I will leave the door open for ya

[azoomm]

Originally Posted by drewpy

Eh, prolly, I'm not like whoa is me, I'm just trying to fiigure out what to do now lol
If it was upto me id stay in and let her make me a sammich

OK, you just sounded a little like a whiny-pants.

[derf]

Originally Posted by azoomm

OK, you just sounded a little like a whiny-pants.

Well then.

And speaking of... How come you are posting here and not making your husband a valentines day sandwich or popcorn and beer?

[Dave]

Originally Posted by derf

Well then.

And speaking of... How come you are posting here and not making your husband a valentines day sandwich or popcorn and beer?

Mebbe he's on the platform...if not she needs to get bizay

[derf]

If he's out at sea then she better be putting that sandwich on a raft heading his way cuban refugee style

[Dave]

Originally Posted by derf

If he's out at sea then she better be putting that sandwich on a raft heading his way cuban refugee style

Boosh