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Old 07-31-2009, 12:59 AM   #31
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I think they all get life flighted to Grady Hospital in Atlanta.

Now why can't we just set them up with some medical students or 1st year interns? Let them take a shot at some shit. "Oh you're interning to become a pathophysiologist? Take a shot at open heart surgery when you get the chance".

I have an idea. We should have a section called "I'm feeling sick", "I got a rash", "my crotch burns" and we ask Tommy questions.
it wouldnt be bike related so people may get upset

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Old 07-31-2009, 01:29 AM   #32
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it wouldnt be bike related so people may get upset

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I can fix that.

Let's say an illegal alien with a giant head, set himself on fire while doing a oil change on his VFR.

Would you:

A: Report him to INS.

B. Draw a map of Iceland on his forehead.

C. Make fun of his tiny dick in a YouTube video.

or D. Prescribe aroma therapy.

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Old 07-31-2009, 01:36 AM   #33
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What I got outta this thread...

1. RacerX has a small penis.
2. Homeslice would like to make his small penis larger (how was not discussed).
3. ER docs won't turn away a person with a life threathening emergency.
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Old 07-31-2009, 01:37 AM   #34
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I can fix that.

Let's say an illegal alien with a giant head, set himself on fire while doing a oil change on his VFR.

Would you:

A: Report him to INS.

B. Draw a map of Iceland on his forehead.

C. Make fun of his tiny dick in a YouTube video.

or D. Prescribe aroma therapy.

JC
How come there's no poll?
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feed your dogs root beer it will make them grow large and then you can ride them and pet the motorcycle while drinking root beer
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Old 07-31-2009, 01:41 AM   #35
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What I got outta this thread...

1. RacerX has a small penis.
2. Homeslice would like to make his small penis larger (how was not discussed).
3. ER docs won't turn away a person with a life threathening emergency.
No body wants to mention the Homeslice small penis thing because then it turns into 10 page thread of Homeslice saying stuff like "Most people ages 18-35" have a small penis compared to blah blah..." or "All the hollywood types are equiped with small penii."

Then he'll post up a shrug or an owned.

He makes it difficult to bust his chops because he...
I don't know.
He's good at the fashion stuff and on occasion it's nice to know if this shirt matches these pants.
don't wanna burn bridges
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Old 07-31-2009, 09:30 AM   #36
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Old 07-31-2009, 10:59 AM   #37
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What I got outta this thread...

1. RacerX has a small penis.
2. Homeslice would like to make his small penis larger (how was not discussed).
3. ER docs won't turn away a person with a life threathening emergency.



Good summary.
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Old 07-31-2009, 04:59 PM   #38
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No body wants to mention the Homeslice small penis thing because then it turns into 10 page thread of Homeslice saying stuff like "Most people ages 18-35" have a small penis compared to blah blah..." or "All the hollywood types are equiped with small penii."

Then he'll post up a shrug or an owned.

He makes it difficult to bust his chops because he...
I don't know.
He's good at the fashion stuff and on occasion it's nice to know if this shirt matches these pants.
don't wanna burn bridges


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Old 07-31-2009, 05:18 PM   #39
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I have an idea. We should have a section called "I'm feeling sick", "I got a rash", "my crotch burns" and we ask Tommy questions.






HEY!!! You leave VFR's out of this!!

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Let's say an illegal alien with a giant head, set himself on fire while doing a oil change on his VFR.
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