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Old 12-11-2010, 03:47 PM   #31
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Is it bad to want to look up and see Miley smoking a joint while she rides me and Kim Kardashian sits over my face and licks Miley's breasticles??

If it is I suppose I am a bad man...
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Old 12-11-2010, 03:49 PM   #32
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I dunno. Kim has a fucking positively enormous motherfucking ass, and you might actually get "ass"phyxiated.

I don't think it makes you a bad man, but it may be too risky.
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Old 12-11-2010, 03:55 PM   #33
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Hahahaaha! what a way to go!
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Old 12-11-2010, 03:57 PM   #34
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Is it bad to want to look up and see Miley smoking a joint while she rides me and Kim Kardashian sits over my face and licks Miley's breasticles??

If it is I suppose I am a bad man...


If that makes you a bad man, im completely fucking evil. Cuz i Wanna do Kardashian in the ass while she s lines from Mileys thighs, while I drink my Miley-Kim Dirty Tampon Tea.
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Old 12-11-2010, 04:07 PM   #35
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If that makes you a bad man, im completely fucking evil. Cuz i Wanna do Kardashian in the ass while she s lines from Mileys thighs, while I drink my Miley-Kim Dirty Tampon Tea.
See Apoc I knew we had something in common, LOL...
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Old 12-11-2010, 08:11 PM   #36
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If that makes you a bad man, im completely fucking evil. Cuz i Wanna do Kardashian in the ass while she s lines from Mileys thighs, while I drink my Miley-Kim Dirty Tampon Tea.
Perhaps if you were in her ass shed actually move around and make real noises

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Old 12-11-2010, 08:28 PM   #37
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I really don't give a shit about Miley or if she's smokin anything. Oh well. What I think is sad is that those F's that probably said they were her friends, probably sold that video recording of her doing that for big money. That's the F'in BS I wouldn't be able to stand.
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Old 12-11-2010, 10:58 PM   #38
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Oh well. What I think is sad is that those F's that probably said they were her friends, probably sold that video recording of her doing that for big money. That's the F'in BS I wouldn't be able to stand.


This.

If I were a celebrity, I think I'd have to have my brute squad enforce a strict 'No Phones/No Cameras' policy.
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This.

If I were a celebrity, I think I'd have to have my brute squad enforce a strict 'No Phones/No Cameras' policy.
Vladimir harkonnen had it right, heart plugs you said what?! To who?! Yoink!
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Vladimir harkonnen had it right, heart plugs you said what?! To who?! Yoink!
...I like the way you think.
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