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Old 03-24-2011, 03:49 PM   #31
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No, there are other reasons why you're the asshole...

Get off my lawn!
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Old 03-24-2011, 03:55 PM   #32
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Old 03-24-2011, 04:01 PM   #33
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Put a dirty fill wanted add on cl and list their address with instructions to just dump it next to the driveway.
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Old 03-24-2011, 04:11 PM   #34
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If the dirt is in the right spots make certain she is watching and then ramp your bike/bicycle/car on them like its a great time. Act like your really enjoying them!
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Old 03-24-2011, 05:00 PM   #35
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If the dirt is in the right spots make certain she is watching and then ramp your bike/bicycle/car on them like its a great time. Act like your really enjoying them!
I will certainly do this. Actually this morning my son complained because I hit the last one so fast in the car! I'm driving down my road faster than I did before.. Lol. One more benefit to having an old car. I may have to get my sons PW50 out!!
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Old 03-24-2011, 05:09 PM   #36
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Make sure you do it nekkid and post many pics!
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Old 03-24-2011, 05:47 PM   #37
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I like the fill dirt.

Seriously use craigslist, you could post up for a garage sale as well. Perhaps a moving sale.

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Old 03-24-2011, 10:31 PM   #38
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I love all the ideas but have to agree that ignoring her is the best way. It will drive her crazy.
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Old 03-24-2011, 10:45 PM   #39
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I like both of derfs ideas!
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Old 03-25-2011, 01:16 AM   #40
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I love all the ideas but have to agree that ignoring her is the best way. It will drive her crazy.
NO! Absolutely not. That is what mom tells you to do. That is the high road. We don't go that way around these parts. Fuck with this bitch, indirectly. Then be all... "IDK that is weird"
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