I think I broke my little toe

[Captain Morgan]

Originally Posted by Particle Man

and that's got nothing to do with the injury, that's just 'cuz it's fugly

Originally Posted by cesj

I did something similar coupla years ago. I had to get mine straightened by doc and he just buddy wrapped it. Cost me $400 cause at the time I had high deductible(I neverget hurt right). Yours loks like it needs straightening.

Originally Posted by Flexin

DAMN!!!! That foot is jacked up. Then you went and kicked something with it.

James

I've got Barney Rubble feet, that's a well known fact. However, it doesn't need straightened, the good one on my right foot is crooked like that too.

I'm just going to buddy tape it for 2-4 weeks like WebMD says and call it good. Unless it starts hurting much, much worse.

[Particle Man]

Originally Posted by Captain Morgan

Unless it starts hurting much, much worse.

then you can go to the hospital, they'll x-ray it, charge you out the ass, say, "Yup, it's broken," and charge you out the ass, hand you an ice pack, charge you out the ass, write you a script for some pain meds, charge you out the ass, and then charge you out the ass.

THEN you get to go to the pharmacy...

[Captain Morgan]

Originally Posted by Particle Man

then you can go to the hospital, they'll x-ray it, charge you out the ass, say, "Yup, it's broken," and charge you out the ass, hand you an ice pack, charge you out the ass, write you a script for some pain meds, charge you out the ass, and then charge you out the ass.

THEN you get to go to the pharmacy...

good point

[thunderex]

My brother is an ER doc and in my opinion you're probably going to die.

[Corey]

Originally Posted by thunderex

My brother is an ER doc and in my opinion you're probably going to die.

I watch House every week and in reruns everyday on USA. In my professional opinion, it could be sarcoidosis, transverse myelitis, or chronic granulomatous disease. Thunderex, get an MRI. Captain Morgan, get a lumbar puncture and do a full blood panel. Particle Man, you and Flexin break into his house and look for toxins, mold, heavy metal toxins or drugs.

[Particle Man]

Originally Posted by Corey

I watch House every week and in reruns everyday on USA. In my professional opinion, it could be sarcoidosis, transverse myelitis, or chronic granulomatous disease. Thunderex, get an MRI. Captain Morgan, get a lumbar puncture and do a full blood panel. Particle Man, you and Flexin break into his house and look for toxins, mold, heavy metal toxins or drugs.

should we put holes in the walls and look for termites?

[Corey]

Originally Posted by Particle Man

should we put holes in the walls and look for termites?

Yes, to be on the safe side. We need to rule out naphthalene poisoning. Also, check his hidden pot greenhouse. Check the water for parasites.

[Dnyce]

Originally Posted by Corey

Yes, to be on the safe side. We need to rule out naphthalene poisoning. Also, check his hidden pot greenhouse. Check the water for parasites.

dont forget to interview every female he had sex with, especially if they're hot

[Corey]

Originally Posted by Dnyce

dont forget to interview every female he had sex with, especially if they're hot

I'll be taking care of that.

[ericr]

Originally Posted by Flexin

Mine came from my father. :P

James

Dude, your father broke all your toes?!?!?!?