Belly up to the Bar (aka The Post Whorin' Thread) - Page 435

Rangerscott · 07-27-2012, 11:53 PM

You know how I know you're gay?

Dave · 07-28-2012, 01:40 PM

Promised to lock en up and we're back on

Adeptus_Minor · 07-28-2012, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave

Promised to lock 'em up and we're back on

Of course.
If they aren't locked up they might get into the liquor cabinet and the last thing she wants to deal with on date night are self-propelled firearms on a bender. It's for your own good, really.

Actually, what you'll likely find out is that she is a well-camouflaged C.H.U.D. and this is just a plot to have your weapons conveniently hard to get at so that you're easier prey.

Rangerscott · 07-28-2012, 09:44 PM

Could lock her mouth up.

Dave · 08-08-2012, 09:39 PM

Never happened anyway. when saturday rolled around she chickened out. too bad really, she was an intelligent girl with a bright career ahead of her and damn good looking. Would have been amazing to fuck her brains out while looking into those heterochromatic eyes of hers.

Meanwhile...Im in the opening talks on POF with a cute little brunette. slightly older than me and appears to be completely cracked in the head. Funny though. could have promise

And some beaten sack of potato faced whore starts (poorly) propositioning me for sex today with the super romantic line "what are you looking for here?" then got mad when I replied "Pancakes"

Adeptus_Minor · 08-09-2012, 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave

And some beaten sack of potato faced whore starts (poorly) propositioning me for sex today with the super romantic line "what are you looking for here?" then got mad when I replied "Pancakes"

Gotta be careful with that.
She could show up with pancake tits or a bunch of abdominal folds that look like a stack of pancakes and say "WHERE DA SYRUP?!"

Dave · 01-11-2013, 01:56 PM

Melissa Paris responds to things i say on Facebook. My life is complete. LOL

Lamnidae · 03-22-2013, 04:27 PM

Test?

Cutty72 · 03-22-2013, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Lamnidae

Test?

FAIL, or win, depending on how you look at it.

I hate tests, but love boobies, so here you go.

marko138 · 03-23-2013, 01:43 PM

Is this thing on?

07-28-2012, 01:40 PM	#4342
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	Promised to lock en up and we're back on __________________ TWF Post whore #6

08-08-2012, 09:39 PM	#4345
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	Never happened anyway. when saturday rolled around she chickened out. too bad really, she was an intelligent girl with a bright career ahead of her and damn good looking. Would have been amazing to fuck her brains out while looking into those heterochromatic eyes of hers. Meanwhile...Im in the opening talks on POF with a cute little brunette. slightly older than me and appears to be completely cracked in the head. Funny though. could have promise And some beaten sack of potato faced whore starts (poorly) propositioning me for sex today with the super romantic line "what are you looking for here?" then got mad when I replied "Pancakes" __________________ TWF Post whore #6

01-11-2013, 01:56 PM	#4347
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	Melissa Paris responds to things i say on Facebook. My life is complete. LOL __________________ TWF Post whore #6

07-27-2012, 11:53 PM	#4341
Rangerscott Viff6N Mutated Warrior Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N Posts: 8,704	You know how I know you're gay?

07-28-2012, 09:44 PM	#4344
Rangerscott Viff6N Mutated Warrior Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N Posts: 8,704	Could lock her mouth up.