Starbucks for Valentines Day, anyone?

[pauldun170]

Originally Posted by Dave

I felt my window of opportunity to the literal girl of my dreams was impossibly narrow. Its my fault for not having the heart to conclude things when she was finally out.

Twas but an error and nothing to be ashamed of.
You can tell Liz its "My fault and I was too stupid to realize that this bothered you as much as it did and too naive to know that you have to hit the ex-girlfriend in the nose and firmly tell her to take her shit outside" but that's just between you and Liz (or future ladyfriend)
However
Its is an error punishable by donkey punch bear kick.

derf is in your neck of the woods right?
derf has to donkey punch bear kick you in the balls.
due 3/31/12

[skiergirl]

dave, dave dave you dear boy....Azoomm meant take those 3 big paragraphs and send it, NOT the whole thread. What you wrote was heartfelt the rest of the posts are just noise...and mostly pointless to your cause anyway

[Dave]

Originally Posted by skiergirl

dave, dave dave you dear boy....Azoomm meant take those 3 big paragraphs and send it, NOT the whole thread. What you wrote was heartfelt the rest of the posts are just noise...and mostly pointless to your cause anyway

ah, I wasnt sure. If I can get her to calm enough to answer the phone Ill give her the whole thing

[askmrjesus]

Originally Posted by Dave

ah, I wasnt sure. If I can get her to calm enough to answer the phone Ill give her the whole thing

You might want to leave out the part where you compared her to a rescue dog.

Some dude on Oprah said chicks don't like that.

JC

[Dave]

Originally Posted by skiergirl

dave, dave dave you dear boy....Azoomm meant take those 3 big paragraphs and send it, NOT the whole thread. What you wrote was heartfelt the rest of the posts are just noise...and mostly pointless to your cause anyway

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

You might want to leave out the part where you compared her to a rescue dog.

Some dude on Oprah said chicks don't like that.

JC

analogies need not be discussed

[azoomm]

Originally Posted by Dave

ah, I wasnt sure. If I can get her to calm enough to answer the phone Ill give her the whole thing

Yeah, what she said.

We know y'all are a bunch of big dumb boys [in that] you do things without thinking them all the way through. But, sometimes we need to be reminded.

[Dave]

Originally Posted by TYEster

So I gotta be the one who says it...


Since Victoria is kicked to the curb, and Liz left... What do their sisters look like?




Honestly, ban yourself from this Victoria girl, and give Liz the chance and time to get back with you. If it works, great, if not, move on. Life is too short to give up.

Vic only has a brother by blood, by step she has some hideous pile of kenzo trash.

Liz's sister is a 80lb crack head, Her step is trying to figure out who baby daddy is. How Liz ended up "normal" is beyond me.

Im not giving up. But im not giving up on Liz either

Originally Posted by azoomm

Yeah, what she said.

We know y'all are a bunch of big dumb boys [in that] you do things without thinking them all the way through. But, sometimes we need to be reminded.

I sure hope you are right zoom

[Trip]

Yeah woman dont like being called dogs, female dogs, and rescue dogs. They may think rescue puppy is cute because of Marley and me.

[derf]

Originally Posted by Trip

Yeah woman dont like being called dogs, female dogs, and rescue dogs. They may think rescue puppy is cute because of Marley and me.

Sometimes they do like to wear dog collars.

[Lamnidae]

Originally Posted by derf

Sometimes they do like to wear dog collars.

Mmmmm... dog collars.