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Old 12-21-2010, 01:08 PM   #41
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Very nice. You gotta kinda feel bad for people who don't have time to own a dog....no security system in the world beats a good, loyal dog.


I don't know why I haven't told you guys this..

I passed out in the livingroom shitfaced wearing nothing but boxers on halloween night. At 3am I wake up to a loud crash and some pretty serious barking.

Some guy had just came crashing through my front door and in a flash the dogs were awake, off the couch and on him like nothing I've ever seen. They chased him out the door, off the porch and I just called them off as he trips over the curb and face plants into the street.

At this time he's yelling out, "It's me TONY!! Call them off Trav!!" I called the dogs in and threw some clothes on to go sort this guy out. I was pretty pissed until he explained himself.

His wife threw him out (he was beyond drunk) and he stumbled over here to ask if he could crash on my couch. He saw me through the window and tried knocking but I didn't budge, so he tried the door knob and fell into the house.

The dogs never bit him.. But, he cut up his face, wrist and broke his leg tripping over the curb.

I've always had my doubts about how aggressive they would be with an intruder. Now I have every confidence in their abilities to protect my gf while I'm away.
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Old 12-21-2010, 01:09 PM   #42
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I don't know why I haven't told you guys this..

I passed out in the livingroom shitfaced wearing nothing but boxers on halloween night. At 3am I wake up to a loud crash and some pretty serious barking.

Some guy had just came crashing through my front door and in a flash the dogs were awake, off the couch and on him like nothing I've ever seen. They chased him out the door, off the porch and I just called them off as he trips over the curb and face plants into the street.

At this time he's yelling out, "It's me TONY!! Call them off Trav!!" I called the dogs in and threw some clothes on to go sort this guy out. I was pretty pissed until he explained himself.

His wife threw him out (he was beyond drunk) and he stumbled over here to ask if he could crash on my couch. He saw me through the window and tried knocking but I didn't budge, so he tried the door knob and fell into the house.

The dogs never bit him.. But, he cut up his face, wrist and broke his leg tripping over the curb.

I've always had my doubts about how aggressive they would be with an intruder. Now I have every confidence in their abilities to protect my gf while I'm away.
Wow. Good dogs.

My lab is extremely protective of my wife.
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Old 12-21-2010, 01:14 PM   #43
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Ah....very adorable APBT
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Old 12-21-2010, 01:30 PM   #44
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Dogs are the best security ever! nothing like a 90 lb Doberman greeting you to deter crime, and a few guns too..
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Old 12-21-2010, 01:40 PM   #45
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Dogs are the best security ever! nothing like a 90 lb Doberman greeting you to deter crime, and a few guns too..
that's funny and oh so true. but my neighbor has a very classic looking dobey. cropped ears and tail big boy. i know that dog and he scares the shit out of me even though I know he's very friendly.
he came in our yard one day and our 5 pound toy poodle chased him home. LOL it was funny as hell but I was very glad he was used to cats so he didn't turn around and have a snack. LOL
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Old 12-21-2010, 04:04 PM   #46
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We seriously have some paranoid mutherfuckers here.
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Old 12-21-2010, 04:27 PM   #47
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We seriously have some paranoid mutherfuckers here.
yep that's what it is. it's not the enjoyment of shooting firearms or the love of pets it is sheer fear of lifes situations.

i hear that same statement here a lot. dumbest thing I've ever heard. you have to be paranoid in order to own guns?
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Old 12-21-2010, 04:29 PM   #48
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Wow. Good dogs.

My lab is extremely protective of my wife.
Same story with our labs. Strangers can't get close to the kids or the wife unless I'm home.
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Old 12-21-2010, 04:34 PM   #49
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We seriously have some paranoid mutherfuckers here.
Not paranoid "Prepared"
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Old 12-21-2010, 04:37 PM   #50
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Not paranoid "Prepared"
For the zombie apocolypse
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