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Old 10-29-2009, 01:51 AM   #1
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Old 10-29-2009, 09:00 AM   #2
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So you are going to marry this girl Tig?
I doubt it. She's going to college here and then moving on to graduate school after that. Her family is from the other side of the state and I'm not moving! Besides, I like them young to play with but I'm not stupid enough to imagine that I can make a life long commitment to someone this young. In any case, I just got healthy, got a new job and have my own situation to deal with. I'm much to "me" oriented to commit right now and I'm too old fashioned to jump into a marriage(and too smart) that I have any doubt that it will last "forever"!!!
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Old 10-29-2009, 03:05 PM   #3
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Holy crap...
It's a sticky
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Old 10-29-2009, 04:32 PM   #4
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Holy crap...
It's a sticky
that's what she said!































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BTW, anyone check out the tags on this thread? Holy shit
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Old 10-29-2009, 06:17 PM   #5
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that's what she said!



BTW, anyone check out the tags on this thread? Holy shit
This is the best part of the whole thing.
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Old 10-29-2009, 03:14 PM   #6
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So if you aren't planning on marrying her....what are you promising her?
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Old 10-29-2009, 03:52 PM   #7
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So if you aren't planning on marrying her....what are you promising her?
.... a good time
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Old 10-29-2009, 03:55 PM   #8
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.... a good time
I'm not sure he can deliver on that promise. Just sayin'.
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Old 10-29-2009, 06:34 PM   #9
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So if you aren't planning on marrying her....what are you promising her?
Thats what i wanted to know! What does she think the promise ring is for? Does she know you don't plan on marrying her?

Hey Tig, your how much older is your class ring than your GF?
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Old 10-29-2009, 06:35 PM   #10
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Thats what i wanted to know! What does she think the promise ring is for? Does she know you don't plan on marrying her?

Hey Tig, your how much older is your class ring than your GF?
Have you guys even read this thread? He's promising to continue knocking the bottom out that ass at his discretion.
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