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07-19-2011, 01:11 PM | #1 |
Hold mah beer!
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You can always hope for unattractive children and then you have nothing to worry about as long as you don't let them join the band.
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07-19-2011, 07:26 PM | #2 | |
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Shit.
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07-19-2011, 08:15 PM | #3 | |
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That's different, hot ones date outside band. It's the geek unattractive ones that are the freaks.
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07-19-2011, 11:49 PM | #4 | |
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I do want a tattoo for her... right across the forehead. JAILBAIT
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07-20-2011, 07:28 AM | #5 |
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That would bring out the pedos.
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07-19-2011, 10:56 PM | #6 |
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07-19-2011, 01:13 PM | #7 |
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Band chicks definitely were slutty
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07-19-2011, 03:44 PM | #8 |
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My parents told me I couldn't have a BB ring when I was 15 so I pierced mine myself. Was never a slutty kid though (and I was in the band lol)
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07-19-2011, 05:28 PM | #9 |
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You never went to band camp?
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07-19-2011, 04:17 PM | #10 |
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It's human psychology for them to push the big red button when you expressly tell them not to. Kinda like trying to tell Soldiers not to drink on deployments. If you tell them not to, chances are they're going to go out and do it anyway, if only just to spite you.
My girls are only 5 and 3 at this point... I'm going to try and learn whatever Jedi mind tricks my friends with older daughters (*cough*Moira*cough*) have so that I can then implement them on my kids. I'm thinking some form of reverse psychology is involved...
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