Pick up lines - Page 5

derf · 01-12-2010, 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2up

Oh for sure. I cleared my desk and was buns up kneeling in no time flat!

Dumb ass.

So, it worked? Cuz that sounds kinda hot

Particle Man · 01-12-2010, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2up

Oh for sure. I cleared my desk and was buns up kneeling in no time flat!

Dumb ass.

hahahahahahahahaha

Kerry_129 · 01-12-2010, 02:35 AM

Huh-huh.... bewbies.... huh-huh-huh...

CrazyKell · 01-12-2010, 11:12 AM

Guy came up to me and said "Hi I'm Chris." to which I replied "Nice to meet you I'm Kelly" then he said "You look familiar. Have we slept together before?"

Had me laughing my ass off.

Captain Morgan · 01-12-2010, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyKell

Guy came up to me and said "Hi I'm Chris." to which I replied "Nice to meet you I'm Kelly" then he said "You look familiar. Have we slept together before?"

Had me laughing my ass off.

How did it end?

askmrjesus · 01-12-2010, 02:37 PM

I took a girl home from a bar, by pretending I was from Australia.

Cheesy accent, shrimps on the barbie, the whole nine yards.

The next morning...I forgot I was supposed to be from Australia, (Tequila will do that).

She was kinda pissed, in a "I don't ever want to see you again, and I hope you die" sorta way.

JC

EpyonXero · 01-12-2010, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyKell

Guy came up to me and said "Hi I'm Chris." to which I replied "Nice to meet you I'm Kelly" then he said "You look familiar. Have we slept together before?"

Had me laughing my ass off.

Were you still lauging the next morning?

CrazyKell · 01-12-2010, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain Morgan

How did it end?

Quote:

Originally Posted by EpyonXero

Were you still lauging the next morning?

Not the next morning, months later, but it still gives me a laugh every time I think about it.

Gas Man · 01-13-2010, 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TIGGER

Holy Shit Chris! When did you photograph me you bastard?!?!

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyKell

Not the next morning, months later, but it still gives me a laugh every time I think about it.

So did you give him your number?

01-12-2010, 02:37 PM	#6
askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	I took a girl home from a bar, by pretending I was from Australia. Cheesy accent, shrimps on the barbie, the whole nine yards. The next morning...I forgot I was supposed to be from Australia, (Tequila will do that). She was kinda pissed, in a "I don't ever want to see you again, and I hope you die" sorta way. JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.

01-12-2010, 02:35 AM	#3
Kerry_129 Semi-reformed Squid Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 531	Huh-huh.... bewbies.... huh-huh-huh...

01-12-2010, 11:12 AM	#4
CrazyKell Vrooom Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: 06 ZX6R Posts: 4,427	Guy came up to me and said "Hi I'm Chris." to which I replied "Nice to meet you I'm Kelly" then he said "You look familiar. Have we slept together before?" Had me laughing my ass off.