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Old 01-04-2010, 10:32 AM   #41
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Damn, man, I guess I'm still used to CF. This thread didn't call down the hellfire I was expecting...
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Old 01-04-2010, 11:54 AM   #42
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Plenty of Fish around here is pretty tight, or at least it was a couple years ago. I was pulling all kinda of good looking tail, bitches were freaky too. I had a good 6 month run up until the point I met my future wife. Shit is like crack, it's nearly impossible to turn down all that scattered ass. I've only ever met 1 fat chick from online dating, and it scared me.
You could be on to something... I've had quite a few women from the Ft Worth area send me messages and they were all decent. Without exception, every girl that I have met online was blowing me within an hour. I lie to you not! I'm not sure why, it's like they are comfortable being slutty because I don't know them well enough to "tattle" on them to their family/friends. Of course that goes back to my theory that most women are capable of the naughty episode as long as they can either justify it(I was drunk) or are certain of keeping it secret.
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Old 01-04-2010, 12:01 PM   #43
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No doubt. They should rename it "Plenty of MotherFucking Blowjobs"
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Old 01-04-2010, 12:14 PM   #44
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No doubt. They should rename it "Plenty of MotherFucking Blowjobs"
I like your style.
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Old 01-04-2010, 12:23 PM   #45
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Good ol' POF. They should call it Fish in a Barrel..
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Old 01-04-2010, 12:33 PM   #46
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internet dating sites? Come on bro, I bet you can pull some seriously good looking ass in person. Fuck the bars, go to grocery stores, libraries, best buy, or even church. Hell even AA would be fun to visit from time to time.
I swear I run into more hot chicks at the grocery store than anywhere. Well ok, maybe at Target. Target seems to always be a target rich environment.

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Hell, who needs a search function with you guys around?

You realize that guys going after fat chicks is like women going after geeks - they try harder to please because it's usually all they think they have going for them....

This is made for myspace - but, I think it certainly applies here. Oldie but goodie:

Completely true.
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Old 01-04-2010, 12:37 PM   #47
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No doubt. They should rename it "Plenty of MotherFucking Blowjobs"
hahahaha!!! OMG that was funny shit!!!
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Old 01-04-2010, 12:39 PM   #48
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I like your style.
For sure! I think that we (Kaneman and I) got off on the wrong foot but the more I know him the more I like him!!!!
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Old 01-04-2010, 12:47 PM   #49
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Actually, I agree with you Ed. He's a "nice guy" and not totally hideous or anything... I mean shit, Zach found a good looking chick! Even Dave has a young, cute little number! Not to mention my old, ugly ass! I honestly think that he needs to bang a couple of these "average" girls for practice. Clear out the cobwebs. Get the old motor running again and then go for the woman that he really wants!
ive mastered the art of meeting girls by not trying. I actually met tl at a party at my house.
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Old 01-04-2010, 12:49 PM   #50
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I swear I run into more hot chicks at the grocery store than anywhere. Well ok, maybe at Target. Target seems to always be a target rich environment.




Completely true.
dude the pep boys in philly on columbus is always overloaded with hottie goodness
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