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Old 02-08-2010, 12:45 PM   #41
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Blasphemy!!! Our fridge is stuffed FULL of beer, but I wouldn't turn more away if it showed up
never said id turn more away
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Old 02-09-2010, 11:10 AM   #42
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It wont be long before she's flavoring those pretzels with rat poison!
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Old 02-09-2010, 12:07 PM   #43
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It wont be long before she's flavoring those pretzels with rat poison!
nah torilynne is more of a knife you in your sleep kinda girl
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Old 02-09-2010, 08:28 PM   #44
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I respect that.
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Old 02-09-2010, 09:21 PM   #45
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nah torilynne is more of a knife you in your sleep kinda girl
You're lucky if it's only a knife. Carolina sleeps with two swords next to the bed.
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Old 02-09-2010, 09:29 PM   #46
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This is why I'd let your girlfriend move in...
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Old 02-09-2010, 09:29 PM   #47
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You're lucky if it's only a knife. Carolina sleeps with two swords next to the bed.
that explains the Ducati - keep those suckers at bay
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Old 02-10-2010, 08:59 PM   #48
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no no no this is why you let your girlfriend move in



and Dave is right I'm more a cook you great dinner, screw your brains out, then stab you kinda girl just to mess your day up
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Old 02-10-2010, 09:34 PM   #49
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Best fucking handbra ever. Hands down. I'm making Ulu do this for me tonight!!!!!!
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Old 02-10-2010, 10:16 PM   #50
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This is why I'd let your girlfriend move in...
[Homeslice] Meh. Striped ties are like so 1982, and her nails are chipped. Not very hot IMHO. [/Homeslice]

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