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Old 02-22-2013, 08:21 AM   #41
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I remember the first time I bought condoms... I was embarrassed... then when I left the store, I was like, "why am I embarrassed? this means I'm getting laid..." Walked right back in and bought another box...
Thats just our society. Anything is ok but sex. You werent thinking of the children.
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Old 02-26-2013, 02:54 PM   #42
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What's that old joke?...

Went to the pharmacy and bought some condoms... noticed two college-aged chicks behind me giggling when I asked for them. I glanced over my shoulder and looked back at the clerk... "better make that two more."
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Old 02-26-2013, 10:04 PM   #43
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Holy crap I was in tears reading that. Why not just use scissors and trim that shit versus completely shaving off? Seems like that would have been a better compromise.
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Old 02-26-2013, 10:26 PM   #44
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Holy crap I was in tears reading that. Why not just use scissors and trim that shit versus completely shaving off? Seems like that would have been a better compromise.
Some dudes just dont like body hair.
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Old 02-27-2013, 10:49 AM   #45
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i remember this from way back when reyndog posted it on SBN i believe.......good times!
LMAO yes!! And the search terms required to find it ... priceless.
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Old 02-27-2013, 11:33 AM   #46
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Holy crap I was in tears reading that. Why not just use scissors and trim that shit versus completely shaving off? Seems like that would have been a better compromise.
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Old 02-28-2013, 12:12 PM   #48
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I'm beginning to think that's an arm and a back... not an ass. If it is an ass, talk about some weird hair patterns... one semi-bald buttcheek and one 'missing link' cheek.
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I'm beginning to think that's an arm and a back... not an ass. If it is an ass, talk about some weird hair patterns... one semi-bald buttcheek and one 'missing link' cheek.
It doesn't matter what it really is.
It is what we say it is.
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It doesn't matter what it really is.
It is what we say it is.
Well then... I say it's Taylor Swift's ass...
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