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Old 07-22-2009, 11:03 PM   #41
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is this gonna be one of those times where you end up slamming your dick in a door and blaming it on medication?
Nope this is my off week...

I don't think I've asked for anything crazy here...

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Old 07-22-2009, 11:10 PM   #42
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Can we get back on topic here?
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Old 07-22-2009, 11:12 PM   #43
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Can we get back on topic here?
Take it to the news room, Jew.
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Old 07-22-2009, 11:14 PM   #44
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Take it to the news room, Jew.


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Old 07-22-2009, 11:16 PM   #45
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What are you laughing at, you're a Jew also. Or did you leave that organization after your execution.
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Old 07-22-2009, 11:21 PM   #46
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What are you laughing at, you're a Jew also. Or did you leave that organization after your execution.
I was willing to hang around, up until the spear thing.

That just pissed me off.

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Old 07-22-2009, 11:29 PM   #47
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You know damn well that you hired armed thugs to make Tigger read that thread about the baby with the rat toes.

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Old 07-22-2009, 11:30 PM   #48
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I was willing to hang around, up until the spear thing.

That just pissed me off.

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I don't like playing along with the whole Jesus thing but um, Jesus seemed to eventually side with the guys that did the aforementioned spearing. Technically, the Jews barely laid a hand on him...
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Old 07-22-2009, 11:35 PM   #49
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Okay, I'm gonna just say this: if you're (general you) gonna bitch about there being too many off topic threads, and not enough threads about riding, then START SOME FUCKING THREADS ABOUT RIDING!!! seriously, just like anything else, if you're gonna complain and you want to see chane, BE the change, make it happen...

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Old 07-22-2009, 11:35 PM   #50
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I don't like playing along with the whole Jesus thing but um, Jesus seemed to eventually side with the guys that did the aforementioned spearing. Technically, the Jews barely laid a hand on him...
Yeah, we're like best fucking friends now.

They texted me: "Srry 4 spearn U"

And I was all like, "No prob, BRB"

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