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Old 07-26-2010, 10:57 AM   #51
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And in more embarrassing news......

I did a complete wipeout in the grocery store on the weekend.

Huge puddle (about 5 feet wide), sign under a bin (not visible), and 3 employees standing around who all just looked at me. Legs akimbo, groceries everywhere.

Worst part? It destroyed my pedicure.
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Old 07-26-2010, 11:03 AM   #52
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And in more embarrassing news......

I did a complete wipeout in the grocery store on the weekend.

Huge puddle (about 5 feet wide), sign under a bin (not visible), and 3 employees standing around who all just looked at me. Legs akimbo, groceries everywhere.

Worst part? It destroyed my pedicure.
I guess I need to be the one to ask it. Did you make bubbles in the puddle before getting up?

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Old 07-26-2010, 11:19 AM   #53
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Old 07-26-2010, 01:34 PM   #54
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I guess I need to be the one to ask it. Did you make bubbles in the puddle before getting up?

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I just farted at work... smells like burning.
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Old 07-26-2010, 02:34 PM   #56
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Old 07-28-2010, 01:24 PM   #57
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Old 07-28-2010, 01:38 PM   #58
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