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Old 04-18-2009, 06:31 PM   #51
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agreed i LOL'd.

At first i didnt even see it.
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Old 04-18-2009, 07:12 PM   #52
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yeah but like has been said, those pictures in Playboy have been worked over so much that they really aren't the same woman any more and the sad thing is, you can still see the touch ups. OK, I have looked at the pictures and maybe a little too closely sometimes.
Oh I know they touch them up but my dick doesn't and if you ruin it for him...

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Old 04-18-2009, 07:14 PM   #53
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different strokes for different folks. porn is porn in my opinion, i dont care how "classy" you think u are, truckers are still jerkin it to your picture in the back of gas station bathroom.

Maybe when i have kids some day i'll care a little less and allow them to be taught by porn stars, but since i dont have any i guess my opinion isnt really valid.
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Because somebody jerks off to something doesnt make it porn.
sure it does, read the first quote.
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Old 04-18-2009, 07:15 PM   #54
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Because somebody jerks off to something doesnt make it porn. Im sure you've jerked off to images the brazilian water polo team, but they are certainly not porno actors, they just get u off.

Sears is selling undies, playboy is selling sex. playboy is porn. Just because u buy into playboys marketing scheme to make it "high brow" "classy" porn does not mean the implications behind it are any different.

The sheer fact that you point out they are airbrushed exemplifies my point. In art the minuscule details and subtle flaws are what bring life to the canvas, where in playboy they are trying to simulate what ur seeing when u close ur eyes in the broom closet and spank one out to Sao Paulo on ur lunch break.

If you line up 10 people wanting to be teachers, and ask them all if they stripped for money or just for fun. If four say they did does that mean you have 6 people that would make good teachers?

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Old 04-18-2009, 07:20 PM   #55
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I usually do the slow stroke.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkgMbU-we1o
LOL. I love that video. Dude you never finish!!!!

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Old 04-18-2009, 07:47 PM   #56
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If you line up 10 people wanting to be teachers, and ask them all if they stripped for money or just for fun. If four say they did does that mean you have 6 people that would make good teachers?

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I knew this girl from school who thought about stripping because she enjoyed getting naked and showing off. Which I have tons of pics of (no you can't see). She didn't have big boobs (she does now though) and was kind of short but damn cute. Anyways she became a substitute teacher and is now a full time personal trainer doing great for herself. She just ran a half-marathon and has mantained a long-term relationship that is stronger than most married couples. She also coaches plus volunteers.

Which it was funny because I worked out at a gym she trained at and she was 100% professional at the gym. Though everytime I saw her I remembered drunken high school parties and how she could barely stay in her clothes after 3 beers.

I'd trust her fully teaching my buddy's kids who are like my little sisters to me.
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Old 04-18-2009, 09:19 PM   #57
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I knew this girl from school who thought about stripping because she enjoyed getting naked and showing off. Which I have tons of pics of (no you can't see). She didn't have big boobs (she does now though) and was kind of short but damn cute. Anyways she became a substitute teacher and is now a full time personal trainer doing great for herself. She just ran a half-marathon and has mantained a long-term relationship that is stronger than most married couples. She also coaches plus volunteers.

Which it was funny because I worked out at a gym she trained at and she was 100% professional at the gym. Though everytime I saw her I remembered drunken high school parties and how she could barely stay in her clothes after 3 beers.

I'd trust her fully teaching my buddy's kids who are like my little sisters to me.
See she proves my point right there.

Now stop playing around and send the pics. LOL

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Now stop playing around and send the pics. LOL

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Fine. This is all you get through. She is even more fit now and has powerful little legs that I don't want to meet my crotch in an unpleasent manner. So I have to show one without her face because of the story above (though she doesn't sub anymore)


I actually talked to her today and she got a mountain bike yesterday. I remember her calling me up one night wanting me to go to a strip club (all girl) with her friend. Damn I wish she was single.
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Old 04-18-2009, 11:24 PM   #59
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Fine. This is all you get through. She is even more fit now and has powerful little legs that I don't want to meet my crotch in an unpleasent manner. So I have to show one without her face because of the story above (though she doesn't sub anymore)


I actually talked to her today and she got a mountain bike yesterday. I remember her calling me up one night wanting me to go to a strip club (all girl) with her friend. Damn I wish she was single.
Damn. I could mountain bike behind her all day long.

She sounds like a fun woman.

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Old 04-19-2009, 07:40 AM   #60
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If you line up 10 people wanting to be teachers, and ask them all if they stripped for money or just for fun. If four say they did does that mean you have 6 people that would make good teachers?

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no, it means 4 of them made bad choices for the career they were aspiring in.

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I knew this girl from school who thought about stripping because she enjoyed getting naked and showing off. Which I have tons of pics of (no you can't see). She didn't have big boobs (she does now though) and was kind of short but damn cute. Anyways she became a substitute teacher and is now a full time personal trainer doing great for herself. She just ran a half-marathon and has mantained a long-term relationship that is stronger than most married couples. She also coaches plus volunteers.

Which it was funny because I worked out at a gym she trained at and she was 100% professional at the gym. Though everytime I saw her I remembered drunken high school parties and how she could barely stay in her clothes after 3 beers.

I'd trust her fully teaching my buddy's kids who are like my little sisters to me.
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See she proves my point right there.

Now stop playing around and send the pics. LOL

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I have a friend that was in playboy and then went to the moon. So since i posted that, now all playboy models are astronauts.

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Fine. This is all you get through. She is even more fit now and has powerful little legs that I don't want to meet my crotch in an unpleasent manner. So I have to show one without her face because of the story above (though she doesn't sub anymore)


I actually talked to her today and she got a mountain bike yesterday. I remember her calling me up one night wanting me to go to a strip club (all girl) with her friend. Damn I wish she was single.
What a fat ass.
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