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Old 09-19-2009, 08:14 PM   #51
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(425): You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.

LMFAO!!!

(301): I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
(443): How'd that go?
(301): Hes on his way with a baseball bat...

I had an experience like that once...Dude found out I was Banging his Girl...I may or may not have said How's my Dick taste?...He was outside my apartment shortly thereafter
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Old 09-20-2009, 11:48 AM   #52
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I have an app for this on my iPhone. It kicks ass.
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Old 09-21-2009, 12:18 AM   #53
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(819): its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger

(780): Did we use protection last night?
(1-780): Um, no...keep in touch, okay?

(937): i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
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Old 09-21-2009, 09:40 AM   #54
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I have an app for this on my iPhone. It kicks ass.
Me too it's probably the best app I have when I need to laugh
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Old 09-21-2009, 03:05 PM   #55
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(347): Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
(650): So your saying just a blow job?

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Old 09-21-2009, 03:24 PM   #56
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(661): Duck you bitch
(661): Damn you autocorrect!
(1-661): Wtf...

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Old 09-22-2009, 04:00 PM   #57
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(204): Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.

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Old 09-22-2009, 05:17 PM   #58
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(503): I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team

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Understand I'm the Candyman And I melt in your mouth, not in your hands Hard as rock, yes I'm no sucka The boots I knock make me one bad mutha"
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Old 09-22-2009, 05:33 PM   #59
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Yummie!!!!

(905): Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich

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Old 09-22-2009, 08:46 PM   #60
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(802): My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
(516): is she hot?
(802): She is now

(970): I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off

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