Who's got a zombie plan? - Page 8

Dave · 11-24-2008, 12:12 AM

ima find me some hot female zombies and bury them in the back yard

JARVIS518 · 11-24-2008, 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave

ima find me some hot female zombies and bury them in the back yard

what is that going todo?

Dave · 11-24-2008, 12:39 AM

thats an end state buddy, think before that part

Mr Lefty · 11-24-2008, 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave

thats an end state buddy, think before that part

he doesn't know OSP's dating ritual.

OSP better have a zombie plan... as soon as the revolution kicks off he's gonna have his house surrounded!

JARVIS518 · 11-24-2008, 01:19 AM

ya u lost me there

Mr Lefty · 11-24-2008, 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by JARVIS518

ya u lost me there

OSP likes to date, capture, kidnap hookers, whores, women... then kills them and burry's them in his yard... the quality of shovel and the distance from the house signify their hotness. gold and front = teh hotness

JARVIS518 · 11-24-2008, 01:23 AM

ok so maybe i wont be giving im a call for help if zombies take over

Mr Lefty · 11-24-2008, 01:24 AM

Call him? hell yes... man's probably one of the formost authorities...

visit his house? NEGATORY!

Amorok · 11-24-2008, 05:20 PM

Folks, zombies don't have to swim. They're dead. They don't need to breat really and they don't think. Zombies batter themselves apart trying to get through doors, so they'll just walk into the water, under the water until they get out of the water. Read the Zombie Survival Guide people, it's all in there.

I'm in the military, so they'd probably try to bring me on base. I'd have to go AWOL because I'm not bringing my wife and kid into a group that large. I'd probably get a U-haul or other large truck, fill a couple of drums of gasoline up and head to Tennessee. Nothing bad happens there, no hurricanes or floods, so I feel pretty safe. After that I'd wait for the winter and go out chopping up frozen zombies. Once the area around my hideaway was clear I'd start growing potatoes, raising pigs and growing herbs. Like Tyhme or oregano. I'd have my wife with me, so the booty problem would be solved, and me and my son could hang out too. Zombie apocalypse? Try Zombie Paradise.

LeeNetworX · 11-24-2008, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

Who says zombies cannot swim? I'd imagine they can given the fact that the only reason humans cannot swim is because of fear and panic... Zombies have neither by definition.

They'll swim along the surface just fine; their decomposing bodies will float with no effort.

11-24-2008, 12:12 AM	#71
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	ima find me some hot female zombies and bury them in the back yard __________________ TWF Post whore #6

11-24-2008, 12:39 AM	#73
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	thats an end state buddy, think before that part __________________ TWF Post whore #6

11-24-2008, 05:20 PM	#79
Amorok Issukangitok Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Biloxi, MS Moto: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T Posts: 2,225	Folks, zombies don't have to swim. They're dead. They don't need to breat really and they don't think. Zombies batter themselves apart trying to get through doors, so they'll just walk into the water, under the water until they get out of the water. Read the Zombie Survival Guide people, it's all in there. I'm in the military, so they'd probably try to bring me on base. I'd have to go AWOL because I'm not bringing my wife and kid into a group that large. I'd probably get a U-haul or other large truck, fill a couple of drums of gasoline up and head to Tennessee. Nothing bad happens there, no hurricanes or floods, so I feel pretty safe. After that I'd wait for the winter and go out chopping up frozen zombies. Once the area around my hideaway was clear I'd start growing potatoes, raising pigs and growing herbs. Like Tyhme or oregano. I'd have my wife with me, so the booty problem would be solved, and me and my son could hang out too. Zombie apocalypse? Try Zombie Paradise. __________________ What goes around comes around. Sometimes you get what's coming around, and sometimes you are what's coming around. You see what I mean?

11-24-2008, 01:19 AM	#75
JARVIS518 BOOBS!! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Saratoga, NY Moto: 06 CBR 600RR Posts: 1,188	ya u lost me there

11-24-2008, 01:23 AM	#77
JARVIS518 BOOBS!! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Saratoga, NY Moto: 06 CBR 600RR Posts: 1,188	ok so maybe i wont be giving im a call for help if zombies take over

11-24-2008, 01:24 AM	#78
Mr Lefty TWFix Legend Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Denver CO Moto: 01 BMW F650GS Dakar Posts: 15,677	Call him? hell yes... man's probably one of the formost authorities... visit his house? NEGATORY!