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Old 10-07-2009, 09:02 AM   #81
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I learnt that the manager who single handedly destroyed customer service was walked out yesterday
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Old 10-07-2009, 11:23 AM   #82
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I learned that it's a bad idea to place a leaky package of squid on top of your Zucchini bread in the fridge.

Unfortunately, I didn't learn that before I put a piece in the micro-wave and ate it for breakfast.

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Old 10-07-2009, 12:03 PM   #83
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Mmmmmmm. Squidtastic. Wash that down with a brimming mug full of clamato juice.
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Old 10-07-2009, 12:03 PM   #84
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I learned that it's a bad idea to place a leaky package of squid on top of your Zucchini bread in the fridge.

Unfortunately, I didn't learn that before I put a piece in the micro-wave and ate it for breakfast.

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Old 10-07-2009, 12:06 PM   #85
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I learned that I can not eat for 3 days and still function pretty normally.
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Old 10-07-2009, 12:35 PM   #86
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I just threw up a little in my mouth. Ick.
That's a lot better than having someone else do it.

So there. Chew on that for a while. So to speak.

Ok, stopping now.

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Old 10-07-2009, 01:43 PM   #87
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That's a lot better than having someone else do it.

So there. Chew on that for a while. So to speak.

Ok, stopping now.

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Old 10-07-2009, 01:54 PM   #88
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I learned about those workplace kitchen notes today when I discovered 5 inches of my 12 foot sub missing. No, they couldn't take it where it was cut by subway, they had to cut the sub themselves and leave me an inch of the other half....
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No, they couldn't take it where it was cut by subway, they had to cut the sub themselves and leave me an inch of the other half....

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Old 10-07-2009, 02:00 PM   #90
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I learned about those workplace kitchen notes today when I discovered 5 inches of my 12 foot sub missing. No, they couldn't take it where it was cut by subway, they had to cut the sub themselves and leave me an inch of the other half....


It's almost more insulting that way.
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