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Old 11-18-2009, 10:58 PM   #81
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i got beat lol

and the car got sold.... i loved that car
Who did you piss off to have your car sold?

They couldn't/wouldn't take my car away. One I moved out at 16 so its hard to take a car away if they don't live with you.

Plus I drove mom around a lot so that wouldn't be a good thing.

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Old 11-18-2009, 10:59 PM   #82
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My little brother had a really hot girlfriend when he was 16 but became brainwashed by religion and decided he too would wait until marriage or whatnot. She was all over him but he just wouldn't mess around with her. Came home from church camp once and broke his entire CD collection that he had been building for years, decided he would only listen to Christian music. Just really extreme type stuff like that.

He died at 17, a virgin, having missed the chance to experience sex with a beautiful girl that loved him. Don't go out like that.
That's a really fuckin depressing story.
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Old 11-18-2009, 11:04 PM   #83
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Ya. Just go ahead and have sex. I'm 42......I mean 24 and still havent done it. Does it bother me, nope. I just never went for it. I'm sure its just like any other thing. Seems like a big deal until its done.
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Old 11-18-2009, 11:06 PM   #84
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The straight edge people i knew back in the day were far from dull, rather violent skinheads who would take liberties on anyone in a moshpit.

I took a few good shots from a few but landed many more, they didnt realize playing football helped quite a bit in knocking them down

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Well done Tom..lol
But there are two S.X.E people the Hardcore/Militant and the Softcore/pussies
(Like me.)

If you ever see a Edge'r thats militant do not fuck with him.
that will NOT end very pretty...
Usually the one you find at Shows...

And then there are the ones like me which dont fuck with you unless they invoked it.

drewpy, Fuck those pussies they are fatgits anyways


Rangerscott, Dad Does not have any say in it -shrug- he never really cares....

Kaneman, Dont worry i got a few months to kill myself off before i turn 17
And hah im about the most NON-Christian person youll met besides an atheist....
Im going Buddhist
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Old 11-18-2009, 11:24 PM   #85
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My dad used to take my keys but was never home. He soon realized I had an extra set so he took my chain.
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Old 11-18-2009, 11:38 PM   #86
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What are laughing at?
I know you all got grounded as kids
I'm glad to hear your Mom is still into teaching a young man (didn't want to call you a kid) a lesson. Most wouldn't even give a rats ass.

You guys are terrible with the "peer" pressure. If he wants to wait, that is his choice.
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Old 11-18-2009, 11:39 PM   #87
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I'm glad to hear your Mom is still into teaching a young man (didn't want to call you a kid) a lesson. Most wouldn't even give a rats ass.

You guys are terrible with the "peer" pressure. If he wants to wait, that is his choice.
I'm not pressuring him I'm all for the 'cause'
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Old 11-19-2009, 12:12 AM   #88
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You should see Zombieland dude. Srsly.
Oh.My.God

He's Columbus!!! Awwwwww, that's so cute....
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Old 11-19-2009, 12:32 AM   #89
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Nothing wrong with waiting. Your talkin to a bunch of old guys that wish they could still hump on girls your age. Trust me they will still be there and be hot when you get in your 20's.
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Old 11-19-2009, 01:01 AM   #90
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Nothing wrong with waiting. Your talkin to a bunch of old guys that wish they could still hump on girls your age. Trust me they will still be there and be hot when you get in your 20's.
This is terrible advice.

Your dick, much like your knees, has a finite number of ups and downs. That shit doesn't last forever.

Digi my boy, it's time to get jiggy with it. The longer you wait, the more you're going to suck at it when you meet the flaxen haired girl of your dreams. She's not going to be impressed when you accidentally stick your dick in her eye.

You need target practice.

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