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Old 02-23-2009, 11:25 AM   #1
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Already been a long day for me. After house hunting yesterday (went kinda well at least) I got a 4 hr nap and then began my epic day. Walk into the ER and am greated with a notification of a2 yr old in full arrest ( that didnt end well, hes in the morgue now ) We have a slew of medical and PA students doing rotations so I need to entertain them now so I cant realy nap.

2nd patient has a burning in his penis and when he pees, this all started after his GF gave him oral but ate jerk chicken before doing so ( I cannot make shit like this up) so that was the trend for the rest of my night.

I usualy try to sneak out early on sundays so I can get ot the job site kinda on time, no go today, had a few patients I had to sign out, and the damn NP that relieved me is never on time. So I got out a little late and got clobbered by traffic.

So I make it here and find out the head of skanska USA is visiting our site today s ome taking a nap is prolly not a good idea esp since the project manager likes to show us off to visitors. Wouldn look good if they come in and find me sleeping and I tell them to fuck off for waking me up

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Old 02-23-2009, 11:28 AM   #2
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Is it bad that I now feel good about my day?? I wasn't a few moments ago.

So, he got jerked??
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Old 02-23-2009, 11:37 AM   #3
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Is it bad that I now feel good about my day?? I wasn't a few moments ago.

So, he got jerked??
You know, no one at work came up with that one, one tech called him spicy chicken but that was about it

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Old 02-23-2009, 11:42 AM   #4
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So what did you prescribe him, Ranch dressing and celery sticks?

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Old 02-23-2009, 11:55 AM   #5
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Old 02-23-2009, 11:57 AM   #6
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nice. My day is much better having read this thread.
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Old 02-23-2009, 12:39 PM   #7
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JC, you use dip for your jerk? Weird.....

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Old 02-23-2009, 01:16 PM   #8
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its upsetting for the 2 year old...

but homie who had the burning...i was expecting some kind of STD. but having a burning senstation because your girl had some jerk chicken is just too funny...
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Old 02-23-2009, 04:26 PM   #10
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its upsetting for the 2 year old...

but homie who had the burning...i was expecting some kind of STD. but having a burning senstation because your girl had some jerk chicken is just too funny...
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