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MILK · 04-25-2009, 07:50 AM

I really wish I was better with come backs. I always think of things a day later!

I'm at my son's ballgame last night. Drove there straight from work on the bike. I'm sitting on the bleachers with helmet and jacket beside me. One of the dads from my son's team gets there late. After sitting there a few minutes he starts asking me questions.

"Did you ride a motorcycle?" ME: Yes

"All by yourself?" ME: Yes

"Did you change gears and EVERYTHING?" ME: Yes

I couldn't help but laugh, he wasn't trying to be mean. He was flabbergasted and did NOT UNDERSTAND. I am thinking he probably doesn't get out of his small town much.

I told my husband the answer to question number 3 should have been, "They have more than one gear???"

racedoll · 04-25-2009, 07:57 AM

Cute. I get the kids asking me a lot if that is my bike, especially the little girls.
Don't feel bad, I'm always a day late with comebacks too.

MILK · 04-25-2009, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by racedoll

Cute. I get the kids asking me a lot if that is my bike, especially the little girls.
Don't feel bad, I'm always a day late with comebacks too.

There is a 3 year old girl whose brother is on the team too. I adore her!! She is so funny! She asked me last night if I rode a 4 wheeler! Last year she kept poking my gear and saying, "This is boys!"

zed · 04-25-2009, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by MILK

"Did you ride a motorcycle?" ME: Yes

NO, I wear this helmet and gear because I fall down a lot.

Lamnidae · 04-25-2009, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by zed

NO, I wear this helmet and gear because I fall down a lot.

heh.

101lifts2 · 04-25-2009, 08:02 PM

I'm not getting why someone would ask "all by yourself?". I mean how that doesn't even make any sense.

Was the guy semi-retarded?

zed · 04-25-2009, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by 101lifts2

I'm not getting why someone would ask "all by yourself?". I mean how that doesn't even make any sense.

Was the guy semi-retarded?

well, don't you know women just can't do some things by themselves. they need a man around to help make sure they don't get hurt or lost.

ok gals, that was complete sarcasm.

Smittie61984 · 04-25-2009, 11:37 PM

"Do you ride a motorcycle"
"No. I drive one"

Mikey · 04-25-2009, 11:53 PM

I get that at work sometimes- walk in carrying all my gear only to hear "Oh, did you ride today"?

I like to reply with a couple of classics:

"Hell no- motorcycles are dangerous. Those things kill people." (with a totally straight face)

"Nope, I just like to be really safe in my car."

"No, why?" (with a puzzled expression)

Some people just ask stupid questions.

zed · 04-25-2009, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Mikey

I get that at work sometimes- walk in carrying all my gear only to hear "Oh, did you ride today"?

I like to reply with a couple of classics:

"Hell no- motorcycles are dangerous. Those things kill people." (with a totally straight face)

"Nope, I just like to be really safe in my car."

"No, why?" (with a puzzled expression)

Some people just ask stupid questions.

yeah, a couple years ago we had some pretty good weeks during the winter so I rode the bike as long as the roads were clear even if it was freezing I rode. I drove in because it was snowing. you know it, the first person I see ask me if I rode in. I just told him he was a fucking idiot and walked off.

04-25-2009, 07:50 AM	#1
MILK The cows want you dead. Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 2,087	Actual conversation! :O) I really wish I was better with come backs. I always think of things a day later! I'm at my son's ballgame last night. Drove there straight from work on the bike. I'm sitting on the bleachers with helmet and jacket beside me. One of the dads from my son's team gets there late. After sitting there a few minutes he starts asking me questions. "Did you ride a motorcycle?" ME: Yes "All by yourself?" ME: Yes "Did you change gears and EVERYTHING?" ME: Yes I couldn't help but laugh, he wasn't trying to be mean. He was flabbergasted and did NOT UNDERSTAND. I am thinking he probably doesn't get out of his small town much. I told my husband the answer to question number 3 should have been, "They have more than one gear???"

04-25-2009, 07:57 AM	#2
racedoll AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: '04 Kawasaki ZX6RR Posts: 3,392	Cute. I get the kids asking me a lot if that is my bike, especially the little girls. Don't feel bad, I'm always a day late with comebacks too. Last edited by racedoll; 04-25-2009 at 08:00 AM..

04-25-2009, 08:02 PM	#6
101lifts2 WSB Champion Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Anaheim, CA Moto: 2009 Kawi ZX6R Posts: 5,570	I'm not getting why someone would ask "all by yourself?". I mean how that doesn't even make any sense. Was the guy semi-retarded? __________________ Train Hard Ron Paul - 2012 Mark of Excellence GM

04-25-2009, 11:37 PM	#8
Smittie61984 I give Squids a bad name Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Fly Over State Moto: 1996 CBR600 F3 (AKA the Flying Turd) Posts: 4,742	"Do you ride a motorcycle" "No. I drive one" __________________ lifts - R.I.P.

04-25-2009, 11:53 PM	#9
Mikey Raving Lunatic Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: San Antonio, Texas Moto: Concours 14 ABS, ZX6E Posts: 902	I get that at work sometimes- walk in carrying all my gear only to hear "Oh, did you ride today"? I like to reply with a couple of classics: "Hell no- motorcycles are dangerous. Those things kill people." (with a totally straight face) "Nope, I just like to be really safe in my car." "No, why?" (with a puzzled expression) Some people just ask stupid questions. __________________ Slow is smooth, smooth is fast.