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Old 11-22-2008, 08:57 PM   #1
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Default Nicotine patches for cats?

i accidently got my cat addicted to nicotine. whenever i come back inside from a smoke, she jumps up on the couch next to me and licks and bites the nicotine off my fingers. anything i can do to cure her?
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Old 11-22-2008, 09:00 PM   #2
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stop smoking???





seriously, our Boxer loves pot. Not that I smoke it anymore, but my friend does
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Old 11-22-2008, 10:10 PM   #3
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i accidently got my cat addicted to nicotine. whenever i come back inside from a smoke, she jumps up on the couch next to me and licks and bites the nicotine off my fingers. anything i can do to cure her?
Yes.

You can roll your girlfriend in tuna fish.

I mean, you know, if you haven't already.

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Old 11-22-2008, 10:17 PM   #4
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that made things so much worse. now i'm a single guy with a nicotine freak cat and for some reason my balls are coated in batter.
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Old 11-22-2008, 10:21 PM   #5
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Well look on the bright side.

Your cat won't be licking your fingers now...

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Old 11-22-2008, 10:22 PM   #6
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i guess it solves the single problem too then, since my balls still get licked and i can tell my friends i got some pussy
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Old 11-22-2008, 10:23 PM   #7
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Get rid of that retched cat. Problem solved.
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Old 11-22-2008, 11:01 PM   #8
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Shove nicotine gum up your cat's ass?
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Smoke your cat.
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Smoke your cat.
searing keep the flavorful juices inside.
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