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Old 06-23-2009, 04:07 AM   #1
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Default OMG Hey Storm Users Check This Out!

I don't know if this works but if it does, it's a million dollar idea!!!



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Old 06-23-2009, 08:44 AM   #2
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What this be?
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Old 06-23-2009, 09:00 AM   #3
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Looks like some kind of subtle gay pride bracelet?
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Old 06-23-2009, 09:05 AM   #4
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Seriously why?
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Old 06-23-2009, 09:10 AM   #5
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Hmm...perhaps some sort of homosexual tracking device?
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Old 06-23-2009, 09:30 AM   #6
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Hmm...perhaps some sort of homosexual tracking device?
"Folks, are you tired of tracking homosexuals the old fashioned way? Well then try the new Storm Bluetooth Dick Ring from Wham-Co! Now you can track your favorite homosexual from home, the office, or even while you drive!"

Void where prohibited, this product is not available in stores, or the state of Utah. Side effects may include pants sizzle, stink eye, and ass humming.

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Old 06-23-2009, 09:30 AM   #7
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You might be onto something here...

It vibrates if you're homo.
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Old 06-23-2009, 09:56 AM   #8
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You might be onto something here...

It vibrates if you're homo.
Its a gaydar.
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Old 06-23-2009, 10:05 AM   #9
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"Folks, are you tired of tracking homosexuals the old fashioned way? Well then try the new Storm Bluetooth Dick Ring from Wham-Co! Now you can track your favorite homosexual from home, the office, or even while you drive!"

Void where prohibited, this product is not available in stores, or the state of Utah. Side effects may include pants sizzle, stink eye, and ass humming.

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Would be better to track your teenagers with. Only instead of vibrating, it would shock them when it's past curfew.
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Old 06-23-2009, 10:17 AM   #10
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"Folks, are you tired of tracking homosexuals the old fashioned way? Well then try the new Storm Bluetooth Dick Ring from Wham-Co! Now you can track your favorite homosexual from home, the office, or even while you drive!"

Void where prohibited, this product is not available in stores, or the state of Utah. Side effects may include pants sizzle, stink eye, and ass humming.

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This seems like a great spot for Billy Mays to voice.
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