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Old 12-28-2011, 10:56 AM   #1
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Default It's official... Drewpy has reproduced...

Or is reproducing now... baby coming out... Gonna be named OSP...
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Old 12-28-2011, 10:58 AM   #2
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Congrats you dirty bastard.
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Old 12-28-2011, 11:10 AM   #3
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Old 12-28-2011, 11:18 AM   #4
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Congrats you bastard....
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Old 12-28-2011, 11:52 AM   #6
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No pictures please, wait until tommorrow when the baby is out and cleaned up. Anything that happens today is just plain nasty
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Old 12-28-2011, 12:08 PM   #7
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Old 12-28-2011, 12:18 PM   #8
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Birthing tip: When the doctor says that he is going to remove the placenta walk out of the room. I don't care if you are holding the child, pass it off to the nearest person who works in the medical field (they are used to the nasty stuff). If you stay in the room, you will be advised to look away, but you will make the same mistake that countless other men have made, and sneak a quick glance at it. Like I said walk out of the room, go for a walk and take your time. The kid will be around for years to come, he can wait a few more minutes to see daddy.
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Birthing tip: When the doctor says that he is going to remove the placenta walk out of the room. I don't care if you are holding the child, pass it off to the nearest person who works in the medical field (they are used to the nasty stuff). If you stay in the room, you will be advised to look away, but you will make the same mistake that countless other men have made, and sneak a quick glance at it. Like I said walk out of the room, go for a walk and take your time. The kid will be around for years to come, he can wait a few more minutes to see daddy.
I knew not to look but thats after 30 or so deliveries so I have gotten enough of that nastiness on me. karens OB doc was teasing me durring her delivery too asking if I wanted to see the baby being born. I told her I was just fine at the head of the bed
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Old 12-28-2011, 12:38 PM   #10
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Birthing tip: When the doctor says that he is going to remove the placenta walk out of the room. I don't care if you are holding the child, pass it off to the nearest person who works in the medical field (they are used to the nasty stuff). If you stay in the room, you will be advised to look away, but you will make the same mistake that countless other men have made, and sneak a quick glance at it. Like I said walk out of the room, go for a walk and take your time. The kid will be around for years to come, he can wait a few more minutes to see daddy.
I like the old school method of staying out of the fucking delivery room, pacing and chain smoking while all of that shit's going on... ONSSP, unfortunately, does not hold that same view... Head of the bed for me...
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