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Old 12-11-2008, 01:13 AM   #1
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Old 12-11-2008, 01:42 AM   #2
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Old 12-11-2008, 09:12 AM   #4
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OMG that's some funny shit!
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Old 12-11-2008, 09:20 AM   #5
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I don't get why guys are dumb when it comes to this topic sometimes.

It's really simple. You give her something she doesn't *need*, that's not an *appliance*, and that will show that you put some amount of effort into it and that you KNOW her. That's the big thing.

If guys would pay attention to their girls throughout the year when they are out and about with them, Christmas shopping would be EASY.

14 days before Christmas, and I'm already done with my shopping for Carolina. I'm happy with what I'm giving her, and I'm pretty sure she will be too.
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Old 12-11-2008, 09:23 AM   #6
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Old 12-11-2008, 09:31 AM   #7
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Saw that a week or two ago.

Andrea tried that shit with me, I would stop paying the house note. Have fun living on the street while I am folding.
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Old 12-11-2008, 09:34 AM   #8
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I don't get why guys are dumb when it comes to this topic sometimes.

It's really simple. You give her something she doesn't *need*, that's not an *appliance*, and that will show that you put some amount of effort into it and that you KNOW her. That's the big thing.
It's because woman get us shit like ladders, chainsaws, tools to work on the house, or some fucking disgusting shirt that they think we look good in instead of moto goodies or awesome big screen TVs, bitches should get a vacuum in that case.
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Old 12-11-2008, 09:48 AM   #9
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It's because woman get us shit like ladders, chainsaws, tools to work on the house, or some fucking disgusting shirt that they think we look good in instead of moto goodies or awesome big screen TVs, bitches should get a vacuum in that case.
Hmmmph....I must be doing something wrong because I've always gotten things they really wanted. Of course, I was smart enough to ask and keep a mental list of they really wanted during the year...not just around certain times of the year.

Fuck the shirts and clothes. I can barely match myself.

Fuck the tools. I wouldn't want a new vacuum either. Not unless they were really into collecting tools, then maybe I'd get that one they wanted.

Being with someone who rides, it was a piece of cake to find them some goodie or another.

This year, I get to spend that money on me and my bike since I don't have another (thank God!) to spend it on.
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Old 12-11-2008, 09:54 AM   #10
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Hmmmph....I must be doing something wrong because I've always gotten things they really wanted. Of course, I was smart enough to ask and keep a mental list of they really wanted during the year...not just around certain times of the year.

Fuck the shirts and clothes. I can barely match myself.

Fuck the tools. I wouldn't want a new vacuum either. Not unless they were really into collecting tools, then maybe I'd get that one they wanted.

Being with someone who rides, it was a piece of cake to find them some goodie or another.

This year, I get to spend that money on me and my bike since I don't have another (thank God!) to spend it on.
Well if you get good gifts you should receive them too. Andrea gives me good things, so I give her good stuff in return. We are bad about basing people's presents on what they gave us the year before.
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