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Old 12-24-2008, 01:11 PM   #1
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Why do 60% of the people I know in their 30's either have bad knees or bad backs?

Was there a massive "Screw a fat chick\everyone blow the person to your immediate right " movement during the 90's that I missed while I was working a night shift?

(Guess that explains all the hubbubery (trademark Pauldun170) with Clinton)
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Old 12-24-2008, 01:14 PM   #2
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My back is fine although I have never blown anyone to my right or screwed a "fat" chick. (I am sure your using slang for women and not the poulrty).
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Old 12-24-2008, 01:19 PM   #3
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My back is fine although I have never blown anyone to my right or screwed a "fat" chick. (I am sure your using slang for women and not the poulrty).
Indeed I am using the term to describe an obese woman.

Had I meant poultry, then I may or may not have participated in that movement. I haven't decided if I'm going to run for office so I'm not tossing that out there.
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Old 12-24-2008, 01:25 PM   #4
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Sports injuries would probably make up a half and attempts to get undeserved disability benefits are probably the other. Me I have a basketball ankle, auto racing neck vertabrae, bad attitude from too many concussions, behavioral issues from SRS. (Sperm Retention Syndrome, too lazy to jack off, too poor to get laid)
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Old 12-24-2008, 01:31 PM   #5
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The human back was not meant for sitting as much as most of us with deskbound jobs & hobbies force them to. Combine that with bad lifting habits and it's hard to see how anyone can make it past their 30's without doing something that eventually comes back to cause them pain later.

As for knees... well, my left one was slammed in a truck door.
Probably not the typical cause for knee issues, but you asked.
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Old 12-26-2008, 01:45 AM   #6
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Not in my 30's yet but...

raised on a farm
history of back and knee problems in my family
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work on a farm currently.


yup, think i'm fucked.
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Old 12-26-2008, 01:53 AM   #7
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football injury for me.
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Old 12-26-2008, 01:54 AM   #8
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i have many years of football to blame for my rickety knees. Surprisingly after 11 years at UPS my back is fine.

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Old 12-26-2008, 10:15 AM   #9
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I have a 2 year old kid to thank for my back injury. I was in the nursery at church and went to pick a toddler up to put in a play tube and that was all it took, I twisted wrong or who knows what and threw it out. That was about 4 years ago and ever since then, my back has given me problems.
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Old 12-26-2008, 10:33 AM   #10
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I attribute my knee problems to years of playing catcher in little league.
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