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Old 03-27-2009, 03:40 PM   #41
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The Key to Life is Love
The Key to Love is Laughter

Always worked for me.
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Old 03-27-2009, 03:54 PM   #42
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Today you married your best friend,
Your bond complete, it hath no end,
You share one soul, you share one heart,
A perfect time - a perfect start.

With these rings you share together,
Love so close to last forever,
This special day - two special hearts,
Let nothing keep this love apart.
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Old 03-27-2009, 04:44 PM   #43
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After you get married women forget about sex.... Unless of course it's with a friend of yours.
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Old 03-27-2009, 04:50 PM   #44
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Rule #1 Don't embaress your wife
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Old 03-27-2009, 05:01 PM   #45
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Then talk about something interesting.
My arent we cranky today?
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Old 03-28-2009, 11:41 AM   #46
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poker in the rear.
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Old 03-28-2009, 11:53 AM   #47
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Marriage: Socially accepted prostitution since the dawn of time.

I don't believe in marriage so I can't give any good ones. But some Yeats could probably do the job.
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Old 03-28-2009, 03:24 PM   #48
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Marriage is a door which looks out upon a beautiful view. As that door is opened and the horizon unfolds before you, know that nothing is sweeter than the warmth of one hand within another.
-- Collin McCarty

Treasure the love you receive above all.
It will survive long after your good health has vanished.
-- Og Mandino

To be loved, be lovable.
-- Ovid

The madness of love is the greatest of heaven's blessings.
-- Plato

Love is not finding someone to live with; it's finding someone you can't live without.
-- Rafael Ortiz

Now you will feel no rain,
For each of you will be shelter to the other.
Now you will feel no cold,
For each of you will be warmth to the other.
Now there is no more lonliness for you,
For each of you will be companion to the other.
Now you are two bodies,
But there is only one life before you.
Go now to your dwelling place,
To enter into the days of your togetherness.
And may your days be good and long upon the earth.
--Author Unknown (Blessing of the Apaches)

What greater thing is there for two human souls than to feel that they are joined together to strengthen each other in all labour, to minister to each other in all sorrow, to share with each other in all gladness, to be one with each other in the silent unspoken memories?
--George Eliot

True love is a sacred flame
That burns eternally,
And none can dim its special glow
Or change its destiny.
True love speaks in tender tones
And hears with gentle ear,
True love gives with open heart
And true love conquers fear.
True love makes no harsh demands
It neither rules nor binds,
And true love holds with gentle hands
The hearts that it entwines.
--Author Unknown

There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.
--Martin Luther

Sooner or later we begin to understand that love is more than verses on valentines
and romance in the movies. We begin to know that love is here and now, real
and true, the most important thing in our lives. For love is the creator of our favourite
memories and the foundation of our fondest dreams. Love is a promise that is
always kept, a fortune that can never be spent, a seed that can flourish in even the
most unlikely of places. And this radiance that never fades, this mysterious and
magical joy, is the greatest treasure of all - one known only by those who love.
--Author Unknown

Life has taught us that love does not consist of gazing at each other, but looking outward in the same direction.
--Antoine de Saint-Exupery
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