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Old 05-01-2009, 10:14 AM   #51
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Some women just have no desire. The day I got a vasectomy, she didn't want sex anymore. She wanted more kids and I didn't. I don't ever watch porn, or surf the web at all when I am at home. She is a spoiled housewife who doesn't work and I take care of all of her needs, she just doesn't take care of mine. Evey ones situation is different so you cant judge and say she's not giving it up because you suck in bed or you are an asshole. She just has no desire because we can't procreate anymore. It's not that I never get it but once a month is no where near how much I want it. Might as well be nothing compared to the 7 times a day we did it before we had kids.
Ok man, on that I just want to give you a hug... that sucks ass.
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Old 05-01-2009, 10:14 AM   #52
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Some women just have no desire. The day I got a vasectomy, she didn't want sex anymore. She wanted more kids and I didn't. I don't ever watch porn, or surf the web at all when I am at home. She is a spoiled housewife who doesn't work and I take care of all of her needs, she just doesn't take care of mine. Evey ones situation is different so you cant judge and say she's not giving it up because you suck in bed or you are an asshole. She just has no desire because we can't procreate anymore. It's not that I never get it but once a month is no where near how much I want it. Might as well be nothing compared to the 7 times a day we did it before we had kids.

You are right in that I can't judge because I don't know the situation BUT if you ask me there is a HUGE communication breakdown here.

You spoil her. Neither of you has taken the time or effort to effectively communicate your wants and needs in this relationship (and I'm not just talking sex here).
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Old 05-01-2009, 10:14 AM   #53
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no way!!!!
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Old 05-01-2009, 10:37 AM   #54
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The best advice I ever heard my mom give was when she told my wife that to have a good marriage, you have to keep your man happy to not make him want to stray, she went into more detail than I just did though. It was hilarious, because A is a very shy person in public about that type of stuff, especially with family.
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Old 05-01-2009, 10:38 AM   #55
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The best advice I ever heard my mom give was when she told my wife that to have a good marriage, you have to keep your man happy to not make him want to stray, she went into more detail than I just did though. It was hilarious, because A is a very shy person in public about that type of stuff, especially with family.
hahahaha my wife would want to crawl under the couch and hide if that happened
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Old 05-01-2009, 10:44 AM   #56
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Thread fail!!!
Oh it's even worse that the mods are reading what they've said on a "girlie thread" and are commenting on it in a round about way here...

Anyway, "leg humping" was something that I never did in the past but I kinda warmed up to it lately. If someone had a problem with it all they had to do was put me on "ignore" or even *gasp* pm me and ask me to stop. No biggie. Instead they bitch about leg humping in a private thread and then drag it over here in a vague, weak attempt at humor.

I can't speak for everyone that participates in "leg humping" but personally, I've engaged in it jokingly without any real malice of any kind. If you'll notice, there are several of you that I've never made any lewd remarks to of any kind, so I'm not sure why you're complaining. Some people think that it's fun, some think that it's rude, and some people seem to think that it's cool to jump from one side to the other whenever it suits her.

Whatever. I am more than happy to cease "leg humping" if Trip wishes to impose such a rule. Quite frankly, I actually thought that I'd done a decent job of distinguishing between those that play and those that don't.
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Old 05-01-2009, 10:46 AM   #57
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Oh it's even worse that the mods are reading what they've said on a "girlie thread" and are commenting on it in a round about way here...

Anyway, "leg humping" was something that I never did in the past but I kinda warmed up to it lately. If someone had a problem with it all they had to do was put me on "ignore" or even *gasp* pm me and ask me to stop. No biggie. Instead they bitch about leg humping in a private thread and then drag it over here in a vague, weak attempt at humor.

I can't speak for everyone that participates in "leg humping" but personally, I've engaged in it jokingly without any real malice of any kind. If you'll notice, there are several of you that I've never made any lewd remarks to of any kind, so I'm not sure why you're complaining. Some people think that it's fun, some think that it's rude, and some people seem to think that it's cool to jump from one side to the other whenever it suits her.

Whatever. I am more than happy to cease "leg humping" if Trip wishes to impose such a rule. Quite frankly, I actually thought that I'd done a decent job of distinguishing between those that play and those that don't.


This thread isn't about you tigger or leghumping. It's teasing the married guys on the forum, because we had been complaining about not getting any after tying the knot.

Don't take it personally, it's all in a joking manner.
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Old 05-01-2009, 10:47 AM   #58
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well hell... I'm not getting any and I'm single... blah!
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Tig dear, you just painted a big bulls eye on you when you offended some of our feminine sensitivities with your maleness...thank gawd I knew you were kidding or I'D have ripped into you...

Keep on with your bad self...if someone has a problem it will be addressed as needed, or Trip will just ban everyone.
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Old 05-01-2009, 10:53 AM   #60
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well hell... I'm not getting any and I'm single... blah!
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