DE DOT will steal your pole and lie to you too - Page 5

pauldun170 · 04-04-2011, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip

The woman went bat shit crazy and climbed the pole

Crazy ones are awesome in bed

Trip · 04-04-2011, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by pauldun170

Crazy ones are awesome in bed

Did you watch the video?

Barf....

Avatard · 04-04-2011, 03:19 PM

Nah dude, the man is right. She may not be attractive, but the rule still stands.

A) All women are crazy
B) The amount of crazy is always in direct proportion to their sexual performance
C) Finding the ideal crazy/sex ratio, and precise manifestation of crazy that one can actually fucking stand is the hardest part

Trip · 04-04-2011, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Avatard

Nah dude, the man is right. She may not be attractive, but the rule still stands.

A) All women are crazy
B) The amount of crazy is always in direct proportion to their sexual performance
C) Finding the ideal crazy/sex ratio, and precise manifestation of crazy that one can actually fucking stand is the hardest part

I know that, but attractiveness also plays into it. You can easily find crazy and hot, no reason to put yourself in a crazy and nasty situation. There is no coorelation between crazy and attractiveness. The really hot ones are usually fucking psychotic anyway.

Papa_Complex · 04-04-2011, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip

I know that, but attractiveness also plays into it. You can easily find crazy and hot, no reason to put yourself in a crazy and nasty situation. There is no coorelation between crazy and attractiveness. The really hot ones are usually fucking psychotic anyway.

The only real question is whether the hot makes them crazy, or the crazy makes them hot. Figure that out, and you'll make a fortune selling the book.

Amorok · 04-10-2011, 05:16 PM

My network is titled "Don't bother, it's secured." Help me pick a new name!

This is a dick move. The basketball courts at the high school near me aren't open to the public, and all the parks are too far to let a kid go to alone from my house. Also, I'd like my kid close to the house in case he gets hurt.

I'd be double pissed about this if it happened to me. My house flooded because the county couldn't manage the drainage. Coming to fuck with a basketball hoop at my house when they can't maintain public utilities would make me blow my stack. And I can stand on my lawn and say whatever I want, I live on county land. I'm also legal to open carry on my lawn.

Trip · 04-10-2011, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Amorok

My network is titled "Don't bother, it's secured." Help me pick a new name!

This is a dick move. The basketball courts at the high school near me aren't open to the public, and all the parks are too far to let a kid go to alone from my house. Also, I'd like my kid close to the house in case he gets hurt.

I'd be double pissed about this if it happened to me. My house flooded because the county couldn't manage the drainage. Coming to fuck with a basketball hoop at my house when they can't maintain public utilities would make me blow my stack. And I can stand on my lawn and say whatever I want, I live on county land. I'm also legal to open carry on my lawn.

You would definitely end up in jail or dead if this happened to you.

The hoop is illegal. Put it so you can play in the driveway.

Amorok · 04-10-2011, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip

You would definitely end up in jail or dead if this happened to you.

The hoop is illegal. Put it so you can play in the driveway.

Most likely. My driveway slopes, you can't play basketball on it.

Trip · 04-10-2011, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Amorok

Most likely. My driveway slopes, you can't play basketball on it.

lay a slab in the backyard or buy a house with a flat driveway. The street is not your basketball court or property, so these people can't complain when the law is actually enforced.

04-04-2011, 03:19 PM	#43
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	Nah dude, the man is right. She may not be attractive, but the rule still stands. A) All women are crazy B) The amount of crazy is always in direct proportion to their sexual performance C) Finding the ideal crazy/sex ratio, and precise manifestation of crazy that one can actually fucking stand is the hardest part __________________ Insert free thought here.

04-10-2011, 05:16 PM	#46
Amorok Issukangitok Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Biloxi, MS Moto: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T Posts: 2,225	My network is titled "Don't bother, it's secured." Help me pick a new name! This is a dick move. The basketball courts at the high school near me aren't open to the public, and all the parks are too far to let a kid go to alone from my house. Also, I'd like my kid close to the house in case he gets hurt. I'd be double pissed about this if it happened to me. My house flooded because the county couldn't manage the drainage. Coming to fuck with a basketball hoop at my house when they can't maintain public utilities would make me blow my stack. And I can stand on my lawn and say whatever I want, I live on county land. I'm also legal to open carry on my lawn. __________________ What goes around comes around. Sometimes you get what's coming around, and sometimes you are what's coming around. You see what I mean?