Sorry ladies, no cunning linguist tonight... - Page 2

Smittie61984 · 10-04-2011, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by tommymac

its only a few strains of HPV you need to worry about. You can also get ghonorrhea and chlamydia in the throat from the same way.

Damn, this just reminded me of an old man I use to work with at my old construction job. The guy was about 160years old and didn't have any teeth, couldn't read/write (unless you wrote his name or "money"), and just an old school hustler. He'd tell stories about getting BJs for picking up some KFC, buy $100 of food stamps for $50 by buying alcohol/smokes, etc.

This fucker had some "fool proof" STD preventions. One day he was telling a story about "fuckin dis bitch". We asked if he used a rubber and he said no and said she was clean. We asked him how he knew. "oh, she had a church hat on" was his answer.

But if he did get something he'd go "no worries, just put some green "kamonia" on it" which we think stood for green ammonia.

If that fucker didn't die form throat cancer due to eating nasty pussy, then no one will. Or he just had so many STDs that all the STDs where fighting each other for real estate.

Regardless, you know you "have to lick it before you stick it".

azoomm · 10-04-2011, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Gas Man

Oh fock!

Making you happy to be married??

Gas Man · 10-05-2011, 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by azoomm

Making you happy to be married??

Actually kinda!

tommymac · 10-05-2011, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Gas Man

Actually kinda!

judging by the pics wifey sent at the rally, is she happy? sh was realy faking those smiles there

Trip · 10-05-2011, 08:24 AM

hell it took forever to get the shoe pic, lol

Gas Man · 10-05-2011, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by tommymac

judging by the pics wifey sent at the rally, is she happy? sh was realy faking those smiles there

At 2am dealing with our smart ass comments... smiles were all faked.

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Originally Posted by Trip

hell it took forever to get the shoe pic, lol

She was at a wedding fending off my drunk buddies.

tommymac · 10-06-2011, 04:58 AM

and the shoes were supposed to be on when they were up behind her ears LOL

Particle Man · 10-06-2011, 10:40 AM

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It is unclear why women are affected much less often than men, she said.

Gee, let's do the freaking math here

Amorok · 10-08-2011, 06:47 PM

Glad I'm married. I'd risk it, though.

10-08-2011, 06:47 PM	#19
Amorok Issukangitok Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Biloxi, MS Moto: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T Posts: 2,225	Glad I'm married. I'd risk it, though. __________________ What goes around comes around. Sometimes you get what's coming around, and sometimes you are what's coming around. You see what I mean?

10-05-2011, 08:24 AM	#15
Trip Hold mah beer! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: 80 Miles South of Moto Heaven Moto: 08 R1200GS Posts: 23,268	hell it took forever to get the shoe pic, lol

10-06-2011, 04:58 AM	#17
tommymac Moto GP Star Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 11,022	and the shoes were supposed to be on when they were up behind her ears LOL