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Old 06-25-2008, 12:28 PM   #1
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That's not right! - Sum Ting Wong

Are you harbouring a fugitive? - Hu Yu Hai Ding
See me ASAP - Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man - Dum Fuk

Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan

I bumped into a coffee table! - Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni


I think you need a face lift! - Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here! - Wai So Dim

I thought you were on a diet! - Wai Yu Mun Ching

This is a tow away zone! - No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week! - Wai Yu Kum Nao

Staying out of sight - Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka

Your body odour is offensive - Yu Stin Ki Pu

Great - Fa Kin Su Pa
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:37 PM   #2
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Great - Fa Kin Su Pa
So wrong, and yet so funny
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:47 PM   #3
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i love those, as horribly wrong as thay may be, thats funny stuff!
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and let it be known that what The Chi hath spoketh, will henceforth be done.
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Old 06-25-2008, 01:08 PM   #4
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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