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Location: Central NY
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04-28-2009, 11:57 AM
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Hold mah beer!
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: 80 Miles South of Moto Heaven
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 I got married right after my wife's birthday, so if I forget the birthday. I can try to make it up with the anny. If I miss both, I'm fucked.
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04-28-2009, 12:16 PM
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Wanting to Go Back!!!!
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: North Louisiana
Moto: A Twin
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Damn. My one chance to finally meet my favorite PA and he's gonna be dead before the rally.
 Before she kills you, send me all your beer! 
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04-28-2009, 12:17 PM
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Wanting to Go Back!!!!
Join Date: Nov 2008
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04-28-2009, 01:08 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
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04-28-2009, 01:16 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: PA
Moto: Shadow 750 Ace
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dude, have you lost your manly instincts? if your forget a major event; you're supposed to get arrested for some minor bullshit and get locked up for the night. then make up some great thing you planned
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04-28-2009, 01:17 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: on the run
Moto: '09 HD superglide, 16 Yamaha FZ 09
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dude c'mon you gotta be creative. Phone a restaurant for reservations, phone in an order for flowers, stop by a jewelry shop on the way home.
doesn't have to be a party, tell her you wanted quality time alone with her at the restaurant. we all forget sometimes, it's how well you save your ass that matters. |
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04-28-2009, 01:19 PM
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Like Gixxxxer But Not
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Dirty Jersey
Moto: 2008 ZX6R
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Unless you suffer from Serious Dimensia or Amnesia...How the FUCK do you forget your own birthday??
As for Your Girl Tommy...I'd think of SOMETHING...Even if you stall on your way home and get her something...tell her you were stuck in traffic...
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04-28-2009, 01:20 PM
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Wanting to Go Back!!!!
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Location: North Louisiana
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04-28-2009, 03:18 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Las Vegas, NV
Moto: DR200, SV650
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Send someone to buy her that Sears gift card (though i hope you change your mind on the store) and flowers. Where the heck is MK, tell him to go fetch something and you'll pick it up later. Or tell him to drop it off at the hospital.
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