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Old 04-28-2009, 10:30 AM   #1
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I fogot today is karens birthday, so I will be dying a slow painful death around 8pm.

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Old 04-28-2009, 10:37 AM   #2
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You're fucked.

Well, actually you're the opposite of fucked, un-fucked, if you will.

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Old 04-28-2009, 10:39 AM   #3
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You're fucked.

Well, actually you're the opposite of fucked, un-fucked, if you will.

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Old 04-28-2009, 10:42 AM   #4
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I fogot today is karens birthday, so I will be dying a slow painful death around 8pm.

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YOU STILL HAVE TIME!!!!

Start calling for reservations....check Asia de Cuba for availability. Order some flowers ASAP.

ah fuck it...
What's she gonna do? Throw you out?

Seriously you gotta program these things into you cell phone calendar and email.

Aren't you a doctor? Are all physicians this fucking stupid? don't you know the pain and suffering you will be subject to due to forgetting a birthday or anniversary will lead to stress and a weakened immunity system resulting in FUCKING DEATH?


Are you really this suicidal in real life? Shit man...if you are just gonna dig a hole for your self at least do it the cool way and go volunteer to treat TB in an African war zone or something and play Russian roulette with Mokimbe and his roving band of 9 year old soldiers.



I guess that's it isn't it. You have fucked yourself so bad you might as well call up DWB now and pack a bag. Head off to Haiti and show up in documentary with Brad Pitt or Clooney narrating.

This way we can all say "Hey..that's Tom. He used to ride but he forgot his wifes birthday and he had to leave the country. Too bad he was hacked up by machete wielding thugs"
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YOU STILL HAVE TIME!!!!

Start calling for reservations....check Asia de Cuba for availability. Order some flowers ASAP.

ah fuck it...
What's she gonna do? Throw you out?

Seriously you gotta program these things into you cell phone calendar and email.

Aren't you a doctor? Are all physicians this fucking stupid? don't you know the pain and suffering you will be subject to due to forgetting a birthday or anniversary will lead to stress and a weakened immunity system resulting in FUCKING DEATH?


Are you really this suicidal in real life? Shit man...if you are just gonna dig a hole for your self at least do it the cool way and go volunteer to treat TB in an African war zone or something and play Russian roulette with Mokimbe and his roving band of 9 year old soldiers.



I guess that's it isn't it. You have fucked yourself so bad you might as well call up DWB now and pack a bag. Head off to Haiti and show up in documentary with Brad Pitt or Clooney narrating.

This way we can all say "Hey..that's Tom. He used to ride but he forgot his wifes birthday and he had to leave the country. Too bad he was hacked up by machete wielding thugs"


You're on a roll today, aren't you?

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Old 04-28-2009, 10:47 AM   #7
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Are you being detained by someone? Can you not do something about it?

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Old 04-28-2009, 10:49 AM   #8
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Are you being detained by someone? Can you not do something about it?

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then to add isnult to injury I have ot head to a shop to drop off my forks.

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Old 04-28-2009, 10:50 AM   #9
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You screwed up by getting married.

No marriage means your woman has no birthdays, there's no anniversaries, holidays or any special days. Think how much money you would have saved by just living together.
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Old 04-28-2009, 10:51 AM   #10
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You screwed up by getting married.

No marriage means your woman has no birthdays, there's no anniversaries, holidays or any special days. Think how much money you would have saved by just living together.
Thats all we are now. Were not married yet, but were buying a house, we havent even moved in yet and I bet she will throw me out

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