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Old 05-01-2009, 10:57 AM   #1
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not getting any after tying the knot.
that's in the fine print....
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Old 05-01-2009, 12:44 PM   #2
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This thread isn't about you tigger or leghumping. It's teasing the married guys on the forum, because we had been complaining about not getting any after tying the knot.
I read this whole thread and with out this quote I would have had NO IDEA what the hell this thread was about!
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Old 05-01-2009, 11:07 AM   #3
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Oh it's even worse that the mods are reading what they've said on a "girlie thread" and are commenting on it in a round about way here...

Anyway, "leg humping" was something that I never did in the past but I kinda warmed up to it lately. If someone had a problem with it all they had to do was put me on "ignore" or even *gasp* pm me and ask me to stop. No biggie. Instead they bitch about leg humping in a private thread and then drag it over here in a vague, weak attempt at humor.

I can't speak for everyone that participates in "leg humping" but personally, I've engaged in it jokingly without any real malice of any kind. If you'll notice, there are several of you that I've never made any lewd remarks to of any kind, so I'm not sure why you're complaining. Some people think that it's fun, some think that it's rude, and some people seem to think that it's cool to jump from one side to the other whenever it suits her.

Whatever. I am more than happy to cease "leg humping" if Trip wishes to impose such a rule. Quite frankly, I actually thought that I'd done a decent job of distinguishing between those that play and those that don't.
THAT post makes it even more funny...

How big is YOUR ego that you would think all the chicks on this site would be specifically talking about you in closed doors. SO not even close to about you.

But, [pats on head] look at you go...
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Old 05-01-2009, 11:11 AM   #4
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THAT post makes it even more funny...

How big is YOUR ego that you would think all the chicks on this site would be specifically talking about you in closed doors. SO not even close to about you.

But, [pats on head] look at you go...
That's why all my girlfriends (ok, hookers) are mute amputees. Sure, I'll never get a handjob from them, but none of those bitches will talk behind my back.
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Old 05-01-2009, 11:26 AM   #5
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THAT post makes it even more funny...

How big is YOUR ego that you would think all the chicks on this site would be specifically talking about you in closed doors. SO not even close to about you.

But, [pats on head] look at you go...

Shhh... I'm trying to stir some shit up..... besides, I got pm's about it and someone else mentioned it before me... Anyway, I'm trying to have some fun here!

BTW I do realize that some of you are actually slamming the guys on this forum whose wives aren't having sex with them. I think that's despicable personally. I'm sorry to single you out, but Ed is one of the most honorable and faithful husbands I have ever had the pleasure to meet. He won't even discuss going to a strip bar and very seldom gets involved in some of the more lewd portions of this board. Lessor men would have already had a girl on the side or have packed their belongings. Heck, this woman has even kept him from one of the greatest pleasures of his life, motorcycling! He is a good man and doesn't deserve derision of any kind public or private.
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Old 05-01-2009, 09:08 AM   #6
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Oh this thread makes me want to send my husband a quick "I love you" text. He's awesome.
Have you heard him during locker room talk?
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Old 05-01-2009, 02:45 PM   #7
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 05-01-2009, 02:45 PM   #8
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Fuck you!!! I took my ball and went home!
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Old 05-01-2009, 02:47 PM   #9
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You sucked at this game anyway and we have extra balls.
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dude, how do you walk?
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