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11-27-2009, 08:12 PM
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AMA Supersport
Join Date: Nov 2008
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Girls - One for the Guys
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits. |
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11-27-2009, 08:16 PM
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TWFix Legend
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Denver CO
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11-27-2009, 08:25 PM
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For Science. You Monster.
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Canada
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No use looking for a perfect girl, i'd just fuck it all up with no-one to blame but myself
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Android OS causes gay. Dont let your child use Android (unless she's a hot female). And dont let your babies grow up to be cowboys, either. |
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11-28-2009, 10:16 AM
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White Trash Hero
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: NW Arkansas
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I say try one of each! And thats why women are like Lays, cant just eat one!
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11-28-2009, 10:38 AM
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Post whorette
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: South Florida
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I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker. --Ron Burgundy-- Anchorman |
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11-28-2009, 11:08 AM
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AMA Supersport
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Redneck Riviera, FL
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You did it backwards. When I was 14 I just wanted a girl with big tits.
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11-28-2009, 02:39 PM
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White Trash Hero
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: NW Arkansas
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11-28-2009, 07:49 PM
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Europhile
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: SoCal
Moto: Aprilia RS125, Aprilia SR50 Factory, Aprilia Tuono, BMW Rockster, KTM 990 Adventure
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Amend it to say" a young chick with big tits".
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11-28-2009, 07:56 PM
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For Science. You Monster.
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Canada
Moto: '08 HD FLSTSB
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Android OS causes gay. Dont let your child use Android (unless she's a hot female). And dont let your babies grow up to be cowboys, either. |
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11-29-2009, 08:40 PM
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Custom User Title
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
Moto: 2003 SV650S
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I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away. |
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