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Old 12-24-2009, 06:55 PM   #1
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I hate christmas. Call me Scrooge and lick me nuts, I don't care what you think, but I fucking hate Christmas. I'm stuck in ND with my in-laews and a freaked out wife, plus my three year olds going apeshit. So I'm DRINKING!!!! Since I'm home this year as I have been the last few (no more deployments for mew, bitchews) I'm gonna get what IO get every year for Cnhristmas morning now, HANGBOVER!!!! God bless liqor, merry christmas.
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Old 12-24-2009, 06:59 PM   #2
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Lots of xmas cheer in the Amorok household this year - keep your head up man.

I'm working on keeping a normally reasonably relaxed wife from getting too high strung this year. (A losing battle). Just gotta roll with it and be my usual rock of relaxation.
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Old 12-24-2009, 07:28 PM   #3
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Could be worse, you could not have a wife and 3-year old to be spending the holidays with.
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Old 12-24-2009, 07:31 PM   #4
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Could be worse, you could not have a wife and 3-year old to be spending the holidays with.
That's a bad thing?
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Old 12-24-2009, 08:19 PM   #5
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Jeez. My Christmas memories involve a drunken father who used to force us kids to sit and listen while he read "T'was the Night Before Christmas" every year until the Christmas Day when he finally walked out and didn't come back, and I'm merely ambivalent about the season.
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Old 12-24-2009, 08:28 PM   #6
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A Hangbover - get it.
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Old 12-24-2009, 09:46 PM   #7
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Old 12-25-2009, 02:08 AM   #8
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Hey...maybe you can start thinking about Christmas as a time for your child to enjoy rather than focusing on yourself you self centered dick head.
Not stop the bitchin, quit the drinking and find a place to rent a Santa suit.
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Old 12-25-2009, 11:40 AM   #9
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I hate christmas. Call me Scrooge and lick me nuts, I don't care what you think, but I fucking hate Christmas. I'm stuck in ND with my in-laews and a freaked out wife, plus my three year olds going apeshit. So I'm DRINKING!!!! Since I'm home this year as I have been the last few (no more deployments for mew, bitchews) I'm gonna get what IO get every year for Cnhristmas morning now, HANGBOVER!!!! God bless liqor, merry christmas.
Are ALL short people bitter and unhappy like this?

Damn, dude....you are a one man black cloud.
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Old 12-25-2009, 10:38 PM   #10
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I'm with the fucking OP on this. Christmas SUCKS.
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