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Old 07-24-2010, 06:58 PM   #1
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If you were a prisoner and had three choices to torture yourself; which would you choose?

1. Watch deer hunting
2. Watch golf
3. Shoot yourself continuesly with a .22 pistol.
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Old 07-24-2010, 07:12 PM   #2
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I'd watch deer hunting. It's not torture to me, except for the fact that I'd wish I was out there hunting. But at least I'd get to see nature and see some nice deer.
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Why the hell would a prisoner need to torture themselves?
Is this what America has come too?
We can't even torture our own prisoners?
Sad.
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Old 07-24-2010, 08:45 PM   #4
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I'd watch deer hunting. It's not torture to me, except for the fact that I'd wish I was out there hunting. But at least I'd get to see nature and see some nice deer.
Yeah, what he said.
Unless it *had* to be unpleasant, then I guess the .22
I wouldn't have too much trouble nicking an artery and getting it over with... it wouldn't even take me 9 holes.
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Old 07-24-2010, 09:00 PM   #5
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Why the hell would a prisoner need to torture themselves?
Is this what America has come too?
We can't even torture our own prisoners?
Sad.
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Watch deer hunting.

Seriously though watching golf is pretty tourturous.
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Isn't making someone watch golf against the Geneva Convention or something ?
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Old 07-25-2010, 12:01 PM   #9
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I'm with Cap. Deer hunting, I could pretend it was torture.
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I watch both.
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