Subaru Forrester commercial (rant)

Avatard · 07-30-2010, 03:01 AM

Fucking pisses me off.

The one with the doughy kid, and his seriously fucking crappy looking pinewood derby?

What's this commercial saying? You can suck, and still come out a winner?

"Honest virtues..." My ass.

Slacker! Thing looks like shit. All the other cars look like their kids actually gave a fuck, and did some actual carving, but your fat little cake eating ass hacks up a block of pine with what looks like a chainsaw, and you win anyway?

What kinda honest virtue is that? Slacking is enough to get by, and you can still fucking win?

Fuck you, Subaru.

/rant

HokieDNA01 · 07-30-2010, 09:02 AM

I was under the impression that the other kids dad's made their cars since they handed them to them before the race. Either that or they were purchased since they didn't even appear to be made out of wood.

z06boy · 07-30-2010, 09:13 AM

Not a Forester but at least it is a Subaru...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3t96v...eature=related

Avatard · 07-30-2010, 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HokieDNA01

I was under the impression that the other kids dad's made their cars since they handed them to them before the race. Either that or they were purchased since they didn't even appear to be made out of wood.

Meh, that wasn't my take-away, but maybe you're more their target demographic.

How do you feel about granola?

askmrjesus · 07-30-2010, 09:26 AM

Is that the one with the fucking Yanni soundtrack?

OooooOOOoooOOooooooooOOOooo...

I'd like to hit that fucking kid and his pantie-waste father in the head with that goddamn ukulele.

OoooOOOoooOOoo my ass, shut the fuck up.

I hope the kid gets a splinter and dies.

Pudgy fuck.

JC

tommymac · 07-30-2010, 09:31 AM

I take it avatard didnt do well in the races as a kid and is having flashbacks

Cruzergirl · 07-30-2010, 09:37 AM

...and my hasn't jeebus changed... what happened to love and tolerance??

That's IT! I am no longer your stalker. I quit.

Avatard · 07-30-2010, 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tommymac

I take it avatard didnt do well in the races as a kid and is having flashbacks

Some fat kid beat me, and ate my fucking cake.

Of course I'm bitter.

askmrjesus · 07-30-2010, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Cruzergirl

...and my hasn't jeebus changed... what happened to love and tolerance??

They're sitting on my work bench, next to my SECOND piece of shit Ducati fuel pump.

Jesus is in a bad mood this week.

Fucking Italian assholes, they should all die of eye cancer.

JC

tommymac · 07-30-2010, 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avatard

Some fat kid beat me, and ate my fucking cake.

Of course I'm bitter.

taking the cake was over the line

07-30-2010, 03:01 AM	#1
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	Subaru Forrester commercial (rant) Fucking pisses me off. The one with the doughy kid, and his seriously fucking crappy looking pinewood derby? What's this commercial saying? You can suck, and still come out a winner? "Honest virtues..." My ass. Slacker! Thing looks like shit. All the other cars look like their kids actually gave a fuck, and did some actual carving, but your fat little cake eating ass hacks up a block of pine with what looks like a chainsaw, and you win anyway? What kinda honest virtue is that? Slacking is enough to get by, and you can still fucking win? Fuck you, Subaru. /rant __________________ Insert free thought here.

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HokieDNA01 WERA White Plate Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Nashville, TN Moto: 2007 Suzuki GSX-r 750 Posts: 1,404	I was under the impression that the other kids dad's made their cars since they handed them to them before the race. Either that or they were purchased since they didn't even appear to be made out of wood. __________________ XX>XY 2014 Honda NC700X 2007 Suzuki GSX-r 750 2000 Yamaha XT225 2004 Kawasaki EX250 (sold)

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askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	Is that the one with the fucking Yanni soundtrack? OooooOOOoooOOooooooooOOOooo... I'd like to hit that fucking kid and his pantie-waste father in the head with that goddamn ukulele. OoooOOOoooOOoo my ass, shut the fuck up. I hope the kid gets a splinter and dies. Pudgy fuck. JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.

07-30-2010, 09:13 AM	#3
z06boy Letzroll Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Lake Norman area, NC Moto: 07 Red R1 & 07 Blue R6 Posts: 5,265	Not a Forester but at least it is a Subaru... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3t96v...eature=related

07-30-2010, 09:31 AM	#6
tommymac Moto GP Star Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 11,022	I take it avatard didnt do well in the races as a kid and is having flashbacks

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Cruzergirl Its a good day. Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Pace, FL Moto: Victory Kingpin Low Posts: 951	...and my hasn't jeebus changed... what happened to love and tolerance?? That's IT! I am no longer your stalker. I quit.