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Old 02-01-2011, 07:54 AM   #1
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...and doesn't talk back. So much better than my ex-wife.



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Old 02-01-2011, 08:02 AM   #2
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well, she's got nice tits.
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Old 02-01-2011, 08:04 AM   #3
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Wat?
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Old 02-01-2011, 08:05 AM   #4
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Machine washable, or dry-clean only?

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Old 02-01-2011, 08:08 AM   #5
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At least she doesn't mind sharing
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Old 02-01-2011, 08:32 AM   #6
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NOW we've officially seen everything.
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Old 02-01-2011, 09:27 AM   #7
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Old 02-01-2011, 09:38 AM   #8
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Must be a powerful fantasy if it still turns you on even knowing that you have to throw the beach ball yourself.
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Old 02-01-2011, 09:39 AM   #9
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Old 02-01-2011, 09:51 AM   #10
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thats it, Lee found the end of the Internet.
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