ok, ok, the royal wedding

derf · 04-29-2011, 06:13 PM

and the vagina hat

this is for you mrhesus

Apoc · 04-29-2011, 06:54 PM

wtf is up with all the pictures of retarded hats i've seen today? Is this a British tradition? You get married, everyone else has to dress like a socially retarded fool? I thought that only went for bridesmaids?

Was her bridesmaid hot?

askmrjesus · 04-29-2011, 07:02 PM

Ok, so, first off, fuck you. You do know this was not a Jewish wedding, right?

Hat girl on top: I'm not convinced she's a payed spokesperson for the Fallopian Happiness Foundation. No, I think that hat is designed to keep her from biting her own head off, with those acre sized horse teeth.

Queen: Just fucking die already, you useless cunt. Nice hat though.

Vagina hat? Dude, when they turn blue, you can't use them anymore. It's a wedding, not zombie porn.

JC

Apoc · 04-29-2011, 07:03 PM

The one in blue though... I'd like to see how that hat protects her head from a headboard.

derf · 04-29-2011, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Apoc

The one in blue though... I'd like to see how that hat protects her head from a headboard.

my wife was telling me that blue vagina hat lady must have expected to do a shit ton of coke so she needed something to hide her nose

Apoc · 04-29-2011, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by derf

my wife was telling me that blue vagina hat lady must have expected to do a shit ton of coke so she needed something to hide her nose

My kinda woman.

derf · 04-30-2011, 04:54 PM

Homeslice · 04-30-2011, 05:30 PM

The blue outfit sucks......It's generally not a good idea to make every single item the exact same color.....You end up looking like a sausage or an alien.

Particle Man · 05-01-2011, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Apoc

Was her bridesmaid hot?

totally.

Trip · 05-01-2011, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Particle Man

totally.

Pippa isn't that hot. She is average. The media is trying to ram her down our throats as the best thing ever though.

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askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	Ok, so, first off, fuck you. You do know this was not a Jewish wedding, right? Hat girl on top: I'm not convinced she's a payed spokesperson for the Fallopian Happiness Foundation. No, I think that hat is designed to keep her from biting her own head off, with those acre sized horse teeth. Queen: Just fucking die already, you useless cunt. Nice hat though. Vagina hat? Dude, when they turn blue, you can't use them anymore. It's a wedding, not zombie porn. JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.

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Apoc For Science. You Monster. Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Canada Moto: '08 HD FLSTSB Posts: 3,546	The one in blue though... I'd like to see how that hat protects her head from a headboard. __________________ Android OS causes gay. Dont let your child use Android (unless she's a hot female). And dont let your babies grow up to be cowboys, either.

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Homeslice Elitist Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: SF Bay Area Moto: Gix 750 Posts: 11,351	The blue outfit sucks......It's generally not a good idea to make every single item the exact same color.....You end up looking like a sausage or an alien.