handy dandy crackpipe storage

tommymac · 06-10-2011, 02:01 AM

Some of you saw this on FB and its so epic I need to share it with everyone. the other night EMS brings in some lady ( I use that term lloseley) that they found face down in the street. So we start working her up, seems like she went on a week long crack bender and her brain gave out (dopamine depletion) so we draw blood and get a ct scan, now we need urine, so we order the nurses to put a cathater in.

we get called into the room and we see a plastic bag protruding from her vagina, so we remove the bag and lo and behold her crack and crackpipe were in there.

That made my night, havent seen anything like that.

Adeptus_Minor · 06-10-2011, 02:43 AM

Another keen, resourceful mind falls to addiction.

tommymac · 06-10-2011, 03:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Adeptus_Minor

Another keen, resourceful mind falls to addiction.

not sure if theres much left to his ones mind, shes 40 something and her ct scan looks like that of a 70 yr old with all the atrophy.

Particle Man · 06-10-2011, 09:35 AM

Nature's wallet

Rangerscott · 06-10-2011, 09:54 AM

Shes just keeping it warm for the next go round.

Krypt Keeper · 06-10-2011, 10:04 AM

probably had the lighter up her ass to not get the flint wet.

pauldun170 · 06-10-2011, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Particle Man

Nature's wallet

Gas Man · 06-11-2011, 01:33 PM

101lifts2 · 06-11-2011, 04:01 PM

lol.

Tsunami · 06-11-2011, 08:59 PM

Is it that hard to carry a purse??

06-10-2011, 02:01 AM	#1
tommymac Moto GP Star Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 11,022	handy dandy crackpipe storage Some of you saw this on FB and its so epic I need to share it with everyone. the other night EMS brings in some lady ( I use that term lloseley) that they found face down in the street. So we start working her up, seems like she went on a week long crack bender and her brain gave out (dopamine depletion) so we draw blood and get a ct scan, now we need urine, so we order the nurses to put a cathater in. we get called into the room and we see a plastic bag protruding from her vagina, so we remove the bag and lo and behold her crack and crackpipe were in there. That made my night, havent seen anything like that.

06-10-2011, 02:43 AM	#2
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06-10-2011, 09:35 AM	#4
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