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LeeNetworX · 06-19-2012, 10:28 AM

http://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/w...159541495.html

Bicyclist Allegedly Attacked by Frozen Sausage-Wielding Thief

The alleged victim told cops that his attacker swung frozen sausage links at him before hitting him in the head with a wrench

Tuesday, Jun 19, 2012 | Updated 8:58 AM EDT

Flickr/MrB-MMX
A Massachusetts man says he was attacked by a bike thief wielding frozen sausage links.

A Massachusetts man has pleaded not guilty to attacking a bicyclist with sausage links and a wrench before making off with jewelry and the bike.

Michael Baker, of Holbrook, was arraigned Monday on charges including assault and battery with a dangerous weapon in connection with the Sunday morning attack. The Enterprise of Brockton reports that Baker's lawyer says his client was trying to defend himself from the alleged victim. Bail was set at $1,000.

The bicyclist tells police the assailant swung the string of sausage links at him before hitting him with the wrench.

Police say Baker was caught a short time later with the bike and a wrench. Police later found that sausages and other food had been stolen from a food stand at the Brockton Fairgrounds.

Trip · 06-19-2012, 12:40 PM

What a weiney

Particle Man · 06-19-2012, 06:13 PM

What.
The.
Fuck?

askmrjesus · 06-19-2012, 06:54 PM

I'm having a hard time deciding who to root for.

JC

Adeptus_Minor · 06-20-2012, 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Particle Man

What.
The.
Fuck?

Yes, this...

06-19-2012, 10:28 AM	#1
LeeNetworX SFL Expatriate #1 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: ATL Burbs Moto: '09 Triumph Speed Triple Posts: 4,712	It's a Good News Day http://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/w...159541495.html Bicyclist Allegedly Attacked by Frozen Sausage-Wielding Thief The alleged victim told cops that his attacker swung frozen sausage links at him before hitting him in the head with a wrench Tuesday, Jun 19, 2012 \| Updated 8:58 AM EDT Flickr/MrB-MMX A Massachusetts man says he was attacked by a bike thief wielding frozen sausage links. A Massachusetts man has pleaded not guilty to attacking a bicyclist with sausage links and a wrench before making off with jewelry and the bike. Michael Baker, of Holbrook, was arraigned Monday on charges including assault and battery with a dangerous weapon in connection with the Sunday morning attack. The Enterprise of Brockton reports that Baker's lawyer says his client was trying to defend himself from the alleged victim. Bail was set at $1,000. The bicyclist tells police the assailant swung the string of sausage links at him before hitting him with the wrench. Police say Baker was caught a short time later with the bike and a wrench. Police later found that sausages and other food had been stolen from a food stand at the Brockton Fairgrounds.

06-19-2012, 06:13 PM	#3
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	What. The. Fuck? __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

06-19-2012, 06:54 PM	#4
askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	I'm having a hard time deciding who to root for. JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.

06-19-2012, 12:40 PM	#2
Trip Hold mah beer! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: 80 Miles South of Moto Heaven Moto: 08 R1200GS Posts: 23,268	What a weiney