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Old 09-06-2008, 06:48 PM   #1
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Life isn't like a box of chocolates; it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck happened?'

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Remember, half the people you know are below average.

A day without sunshine is like night.
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Old 09-06-2008, 08:08 PM   #2
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That's some profound redneck logic. I like it.
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Old 09-06-2008, 08:53 PM   #3
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Can't argue with that.

I fucking love Larry the Cable Guy. His shit is so funny.
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Old 09-07-2008, 09:12 PM   #5
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Can't argue with that.

I fucking love Larry the Cable Guy. His shit is so funny.
Exactly!
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Old 09-07-2008, 10:10 PM   #6
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When I worked at a Machine Shop my buddy's dad got a burnt CD "Lord I apalogize". Which this was before the Blue Comedy Collar Tour. I nearly blew up the place from laughing so hard and working with a cutting torch.
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