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Old 12-10-2008, 02:24 PM   #1
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Old 12-10-2008, 03:16 PM   #2
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Old 12-10-2008, 03:18 PM   #3
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Old 12-10-2008, 07:40 PM   #4
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Where's the Jiffy Lube one for me? "Under 10 minutes..."
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Old 12-10-2008, 08:09 PM   #5
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Where's the Jiffy Lube one for me? "Under 10 minutes..."
congrats!! I'm about 23 seconds
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Old 12-10-2008, 08:33 PM   #6
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Old 12-10-2008, 09:32 PM   #7
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Old 12-10-2008, 10:14 PM   #8
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Old 12-10-2008, 10:47 PM   #9
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Old 12-10-2008, 10:51 PM   #10
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Well seeing as we're a duel R1 household, I guess rolled up, it'd say simply "R," but unrolled it'd read "The R is for Respect."
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