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Serious Business
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A WOMAN'S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's rich and self-employed, And when I spend, won't be annoyed. Pull out my chair and hold my hand. Massage my feet and help me stand. Oh send a king to make me queen. A man who loves to cook and clean. I pray this man will love no other. And relish visits with my mother.. A MAN'S POEM: I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit..
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03-30-2009, 01:29 PM
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Truth.
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Hold mah beer!
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03-31-2009, 03:28 PM
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My poems are romantic, thoughtful and they even rhyme. Here's an example: Roses are red Violets are blue My wang is long and it's all for YOU.
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03-31-2009, 03:30 PM
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This thread rocks.
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03-31-2009, 03:31 PM
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OMG!!
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03-31-2009, 03:52 PM
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One I wrote to my secretary:
You're great at taking dictation You're quite the typist too 100 words a minute as you siphon out my goo You're always 10 minutes early and the coffee's always hot but the best thing about you is your hairy little twat. |
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03-31-2009, 03:55 PM
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I really hope you actually gave that to your secretary. It'd either be a great laugh or a great fuck.
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Serious Business
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I go ahead and post an intelligent thought provoking post and you have to ruin it with that bullshit. That's just fucked up man... Just wrong. "Siphon" doesn't seem to work well something about the flow and I personally think the poem should end in "cunt"...not twat. Maybe twat waffle....just not twat. Twat is so...British low brow
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04-01-2009, 08:43 AM
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It's the crinkles in your crackhole
It's your pussy juice that flows When I cum all over your monster tits It reminds me of when it snows |
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