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No storries of stanky cooter this time. Was having a rough night, had a few patients with social work issues and 2 lousy nurses, told one if she moved any slower moss would start growing on her. Anyway EMS brings in a guy with an elevated blood sugar level, so I figure ok this is easy check a fingerstick send some labs and thats that. Then I go on to find out this guy one lives in a homeless shelter and is a CONVICTED PEDOPHILE. Fortunatley I found this out towards the end of his stay. otherwise I may have had to draw the blood myself, and prolly would have slipped and stabbed him in the ey eor something.
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Your patients are the dregs of society, aren't they?
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Thats why you need to keep those aids infected syringes around.... For people like that.
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Its really shitty that they dont put this stuff in the charts... I've had many a rapist/pedophile/ etc etc be admitted unbeknownst to the staff until later in the stay. There should really be a criminal record tab in the patient charts, cause really, the patients who havent fucked young children get priority.
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i thought you lived with a russian orthodox jew?
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